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... you are going to love this.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/spor...M1?OCID=ansmsnnews11

From the article:

On Saturday night at around 8 p.m. local time, a man tried to steal UFC strawweight Polyana Viana's phone. Not only did he leave empty-handed, but he also got some painful reminders of his mistake in the process.

On Sunday, Viana recounted the events to MMAjunkie.

According to Viana, she was waiting for an Uber in front of her apartment complex in Jacarepagua, a neighborhood in the West Zone of Rio de Janeiro, when a man approached her. He must have been sneaky, Viana said, because when she noticed his presence he was already quite close.

"When he saw I saw him, he sat next to me," Viana said. "He asked me the time, I said it, and I saw he wasn't going to leave. So I already moved to put my cell phone in my waist. And then he said, 'Give me the phone. Don't try to react, because I'm armed.' Then he put his hand over (a gun), but I realized it was too soft.

"He was really close to me. So I thought, 'If it's a gun, he won't have time to draw it.' So I stood up. I threw two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught him in a rear-naked choke. Then I sat him down in the same place we were before and said, 'Now we'll wait for the police.'"


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Damn. Two punches and a kick? looks like more then that. She beat that ass. Good on her. Don't start none, won't be none.



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His poor face. Roll Eyes
 
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priceless



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Why can I not stop laughing... Big Grin


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The poor guy obviously needed the phone to call somebody for a sandwich.

By the looks of her arm she squeezed a bit of blood out of him with that rear-naked choke.




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Looks like the guy needs the “amber lamps.”




 
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By the looks of her arm she squeezed a bit of blood out of him with that rear-naked choke.
It looks like she tried to pop his head like a zit



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He chose poorly. Big Grin


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I’m giggling that her shirt says UFC. What a maroon.



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Kind of reminds me of the Florida boy in Thailand who picked up a Bamboo Viper thinking it was just like the non venomous Florida Green Snake back home. I swear nature has a way of culling some of the dumbest


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When there’s no ref to separate you and there’s no gloves it can be a quick and dramatic amount of damage from a trained fighter. Big Grin
 
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I would’ve paid 50 cents to sit on a bench and watch that.
 
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His "gun" would have gotten kids expelled in certain U.S. public schools




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“What happened to you bro?”

“Got beat up by a girl... but she was, like, a real badass girl!”.

Yeah, that’s not going to help his machismo much. He’ll be an easy target in jail.




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“What happened to you bro?”

“Got beat up by a girl... but she was, like, a real badass girl!”.

Yeah, that’s not going to help his machismo much. He’ll be an easy target in jail.

Yeah, and she's a skinny little thing too. Good for her! Big Grin
 
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Yeah, and she's a skinny little thing too. Good for her! Big Grin
She's wiry Big Grin

Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN7r7nk0-zc



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I think she under reacted...


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She just may turned his life around,an ass whipping like that will at least make him think twice.
 
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Is there an actual video of the ass whoopin? I can’t find one
 
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