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Shakira or J Lo, who won the crotchtime show?

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February 04, 2020, 11:46 AM
PASig
Shakira or J Lo, who won the crotchtime show?
I saw the one on the left last night on FB and it made me laugh, it's kinda true:



This one was pretty good too:




February 04, 2020, 11:52 AM
Robert Johnson
Shakira was great. I was about to book 5 years of Shakira dance lessons for my wife but then J-lo came out and ruined the mood, I went out and shoveled snow instead.


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February 04, 2020, 12:13 PM
mrmn50
quote:
Originally posted by WCCPHD:
Never watched a stupid bowl.Why??

Don't watch glorification of thugs playing a game for the National Felon LeagueWhy??

Particularly won't watch trailer trash jumping around like monkeys.
Why??

Four questions. Just trying to figure out why so superior about things you do not do.
February 04, 2020, 12:19 PM
ensigmatic
quote:
Originally posted by mrmn50:
quote:
Originally posted by WCCPHD:
Never watched a stupid bowl.Why??

Don't watch glorification of thugs playing a game for the National Felon LeagueWhy??

Particularly won't watch trailer trash jumping around like monkeys.
Why??
Four questions. Just trying to figure out why so superior about things you do not do.

Perhaps because he fears too much of that will rot his brain, leaving him incapable of performing even simple addition?



(Sorry. Had to. It was just too wide an opening to let it pass.)


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February 04, 2020, 12:33 PM
mrmn50
quote:
Originally posted by ensigmatic:
quote:
Originally posted by mrmn50:
quote:
Originally posted by WCCPHD:
Never watched a stupid bowl.Why??

Don't watch glorification of thugs playing a game for the National Felon LeagueWhy??

Particularly won't watch trailer trash jumping around like monkeys.
Why??
Four questions. Just trying to figure out why so superior about things you do not do.

Perhaps because he fears too much of that will rot his brain, leaving him incapable of performing even simple addition?



(Sorry. Had to. It was just too wide an opening to let it pass.)


Guilty. Must have been thinking about last Passover.
February 04, 2020, 05:26 PM
Ronin101
quote:
Originally posted by Scuba Steve Sig:
Shakira still has it, that's for sure.


Looks as good as she did 10 years ago. And I think her dancing is sexy and good.

Jlo looks good for 50 but not a fan of her choreography
February 04, 2020, 06:14 PM
AllenInAR
Back in the day the barrack's conversation was "Paula Abdul or Mariah Carey?". For the record, I was all in Paula's camp.

So Shakira wins this one (and that's just based on the pics here).


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February 04, 2020, 06:47 PM
sgalczyn
Crude? Mostly.

But still better that the overbearing "in your face" LGBTxyz effort:

https://www.nbcnews.com/featur...ainbow-wave-n1128606


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February 04, 2020, 09:18 PM
scratchy
I didn't watch, gonna have to youtube it.


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February 04, 2020, 09:32 PM
vthoky
quote:
Originally posted by scratchy:
I didn't watch, gonna have to youtube it.


Hint: Page 3 of this thread. Wink



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February 04, 2020, 09:32 PM
10X-Shooter
quote:
Originally posted by Fdan:
Maybe it’s my age, but I thought it was vulgar/raunchy. Oh well...

My 11 year old went to a church youth Super Bowl watching party and when she came home was shocked and disgusted. I don’t watch NFL anymore so have no idea what the show was like. All I could say was she should have seen Janet Jackson’s halftime show.
February 05, 2020, 10:31 AM
Gene Hillman
quote:
Originally posted by 10X-Shooter:
quote:
Originally posted by Fdan:
Maybe it’s my age, but I thought it was vulgar/raunchy. Oh well...

My 11 year old went to a church youth Super Bowl watching party and when she came home was shocked and disgusted. I don’t watch NFL anymore so have no idea what the show was like. All I could say was she should have seen Janet Jackson’s halftime show.


I don't know who is on your Church Youth Group Planning Committee but perhaps they should have considered in advance what a show with these two "ladies" might be like.
February 05, 2020, 11:38 AM
PD
OMG! It’s only tits and ass. Are you going to keep your kids out of an art museum. You better avoid any trips to Europe.
February 05, 2020, 11:40 AM
RAMIUS
I thought it was cool.
February 05, 2020, 12:19 PM
Sig2340
Play it back at 1.75x normal speed.

1.5x isn't quite enough, 2x is too much.

But 1.75x... is entertaining.




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February 05, 2020, 12:29 PM
pbslinger
quote:
Originally posted by PASig:
I saw the one on the left last night on FB and it made me laugh, it's kinda true:



This one was pretty good too:



They missed something about hot women in 1985. Raquel Welch was 45 in 1985 and as looks go she blows either away. She was a pretty good dancer also, as seen on USO tours with Bob Hope.
February 06, 2020, 08:33 PM
Blackmore
quote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
quote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
during the biggest sports game on the planet.



Wouldn't that be the World Cup final? Which has no halftime show, to my knowledge. It certainly isn't a spectacle like the Super Bowl show. Maybe you should watch futbol.


Shakira has performed at the 2006, 2010 and 2014 World Cups in the opening or closing ceremonies. Further "research" can be done on YouTube. Cool


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