The only other place I've seen the big green weenie before this, was at my place of employment. Management is always delighted to give the underlings bad news. Layoffs, pay cuts, terminations due to restructuring. They have a trick bag of green weenie moments.

Dang, I thought we had a monopoly on big green weenies. They don't like using lube....

And now the league is requiring dildo catching nets to be installed around the court.

https://x.com/TheNBACentel/status/1954275118894514625

All 13 WNBA teams are now required to install safety nets to protect against dildo-throwing incidents, per league officials.
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Spencer and Fleetwood Penis Gummies from Amazoik.

Pitch 'em through the nets by the handful

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Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
And now the league is requiring dildo catching nets to be installed around the court.

It's just a joke, not really happening.

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Originally posted by parabellum:

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Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
And now the league is requiring dildo catching nets to be installed around the court.

It's just a joke, not really happening.

So the players balked at wearing fishnet stockings?

They should be encouraging this

To plagiarize Dire Straits

Money for nothin’
Get your dicks for free.

Again, it's the same parody account as the earlier post in this thread about installing nets.

I don't have any problem with parody and satire being posted, but it has to be marked as such in the post, or at least shown to be from well-known parody accounts, such as the Babylon Bee..

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Originally posted by medic451:
~~~Do do do do do do

We didn't start the fire~~~

Oh, man, I've had the earworm for two days ... somebody take it from me, pleeeeeease.

Visit the Lair. Thank you.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the stadium...

https://x.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1959271616895988161

Zucchini would be an all-natural vegan substitute...

Pardon me for not being "hip" to social media, too old to understand GenX wit, and perhaps a little dense, but I'm failing to get the symbolism here. Is it a protest against males in she sports? Is the target player perhaps a tranny? Younger guys, please edumacate me.

It started when the WNBA goons wore shirts that said, “Pay us what you owe us” in spite of the fact that their league has never turned a profit. Odd choice? Yes. Effective at showing what most right-minded people think of the morons? Seems to also be a yes. Now with the flaming male cheerleaders in the NFL, it appears to have become a universal symbol of derision.

Or maybe there are just a lot of people out there that like throwing dildos at sporting events.

What’s next? Ring toss?

You have to have a really good grip to get one that far on the field.

Shouldn't they really be throwing rubber hands/fists?

What is the significance of using the color green for the weenies…….…er, dildoes?
Hopefully VDH will address this in a day or two.

Explained a couple of times already in this thread.

So I'm slow, but I finally figured it out: dildo on the court == go fuck yourself! I still don't seen the significance in the color green (maybe the color of money?)