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The Green Dildo of Derision

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August 07, 2025, 09:57 AM
oddball
The Green Dildo of Derision
https://x.com/beinlibertarian/.../1953095688507580870




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August 07, 2025, 01:01 PM
AITG
If you can't carry a bag to the game there's always the jail wallet...use a little ingenuity people.
August 07, 2025, 02:21 PM
ArtieS




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August 07, 2025, 02:32 PM
Sig2340






Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
August 07, 2025, 02:35 PM
oddball
quote:
Originally posted by AITG:
If you can't carry a bag to the game there's always the jail wallet...use a little ingenuity people.






"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
August 07, 2025, 02:57 PM
BigSwede
Betting markets favor fourth green dildo on WNBA court


They say the money exchanging hands from dildo bets is way more than the WNNBA produces on their games



https://www.talkbasket.net/201...-dildo-on-wnba-court


August 07, 2025, 03:31 PM
Fredward
Is banning someone from WNBA events a punishment?
August 07, 2025, 03:42 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Somebody threw a dildo on the basketball court. Probably thought one of the girls would snatch it up.





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August 07, 2025, 04:18 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by BigSwede:
Betting markets favor fourth green dildo on WNBA court

They say the money exchanging hands from dildo bets is way more than the WNBA produces on their games
'tis karma, most deserved


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August 07, 2025, 06:51 PM
egregore
quote:
Probably thought one of the girls would snatch it up.

Double entendre intentional?





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August 07, 2025, 10:29 PM
parabellum
WE HAVE A PURPLE DILDO!! I REPEAT, WE HAVE A PURPLE DILDO!! ALL UNITS HOLD YOUR POSITION!!

https://x.com/MichaelRapaport/.../1953655363921666293


August 07, 2025, 11:15 PM
medic451
Man, they got us paying attention to the WNBA… fucking wild times boys…





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August 08, 2025, 03:39 AM
dry-fly
Hell I might actually watch a WNBA game just to see a green tool thrown onto the court. Lmao. Great way to make viewership go up!


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August 08, 2025, 06:07 AM
egregore
https://x.com/MostlyPeacefull/.../1953658718660571243







"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke
August 08, 2025, 06:37 AM
chbibc
Good Morning. Still dying with laughter over here. Thank for the morning chuckles. Carry on.


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August 08, 2025, 07:28 AM
Johnny 3eagles
quote:
Originally posted by egregore:
quote:
Probably thought one of the girls would snatch it up.

Double entendre intentional?


Well yeah! How often can you use SNATCH in a gun forum Smile





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August 08, 2025, 08:38 AM
BigSwede
New mascot






August 08, 2025, 08:51 AM
Sig2340
Before throwing, immerse the Green Dildo of Derision in ice water.

That way the WNBA can claim a player hit by said GDD was cold cocked.





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
August 08, 2025, 09:06 AM
Tuckerrnr1
I just wonder what color the dildos will be in the Netflix adaptation.


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August 08, 2025, 10:03 AM
Johnny 3eagles
White. You know...RACIST.

Black. You know...RACIST.





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