"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist"
August 06, 2025, 09:15 PM
parabellum
What a hoot!
August 06, 2025, 09:21 PM
medic451
New logo…
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist"
August 06, 2025, 09:27 PM
ARman
" Stop playing basketball on a dildo range "
I'm dead! LoL....
I too hope it keeps happening. I too think it is what they deserve.
I'm not, and never were a sport ball fan. Heck, I don't know what team Michael Jackson plays on.
I won't watch them on purpose, but I watched most of a game at a sports bar not to long ago. I don't know the teams, but they were a joke.
I drive a school bus, and I take both boys and girls basketball teams to games. Both of them played better then these " professionals ". What a fucking joke they are.
30+ years, and no, let me repeat NO WNBA team has had a profit. No one knows who they are, or could name a team.
Yes, let red, green, purple dildos rain down on them. Heck, maybe then they'll break even!
ARman
August 06, 2025, 09:29 PM
armedmd
Maybe the WNBA should capitalize on this and start selling dildos in team colors. Maybe a good halftime half court dildo toss for charity! No more foam fingers either!!
Build a man a fire and keep him warm for a night, set a man on fire and keep him warm the rest of his life.
August 06, 2025, 09:50 PM
medic451
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist"
August 06, 2025, 09:55 PM
parabellum
So good
August 06, 2025, 11:20 PM
medic451
This might actually work….
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist"
August 07, 2025, 12:19 AM
Prefontaine
Medic with The Shining (Stanley Kubrick is a fucking genius) meme. Oh my. Then Para posted a post that said “dildo throwers”. Oh my fuck. That’s right up there with “meat tossers!!!” in PCU. “Crack down on dildo throwers” LMFAO!
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
August 07, 2025, 05:59 AM
egregore
quote:
Yet another example of boorish behavior.
Some of those players have exhibited far worse "boorish behavior".
"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke
August 07, 2025, 06:13 AM
Leemur
If Howard Stern shows up, that’ll be the fourth dildo seen at a game.
August 07, 2025, 06:42 AM
Balzé Halzé
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: The Deadly Dildo of Derision
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August 07, 2025, 07:47 AM
OKCGene
No word yet on how the citizens of Dildo, a town in Newfoundland & Labrador Canada, feel about all this distraction to their daily lives.
“ Dildo is a local service district and designated place in the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador on the island of Newfoundland. It is located on the southeastern Dildo Arm of Trinity Bay about 100 kilometres (62 mi) west of St. John's. South Dildo is a community located to the south, and in 2021 had 195 residents.[1] It is known for its unusual name.[2][3][4][5]”
For more Dildo information and history, CLICK HERE . There are also some YouTube videos, might be a place to vacation, I guess it’s family friendly.
August 07, 2025, 08:51 AM
IndianaBoy
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Originally posted by parabellum: All I'm saying is that there's more than one way to skin a... cat.
Some of those players have exhibited far worse "boorish behavior".
Yes, like being really shitty basketball players. I'll repost this from last year, an example of professional women basketball. A green dildo thrown onto the court would be the highlight of any game, even the Finals.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
August 07, 2025, 09:17 AM
RichardC
"I'm not, and never were a sport ball fan. Heck, I don't know what team Michael Jackson plays on"
Well done, Sir!
August 07, 2025, 09:18 AM
Mr.Brooks
I am NOT a fan of the double dribbling wig wearing makeup obsessed chick fight WNBA but throwing dildos around is childish and crass. Yeah I might have done it when I was a stupid 14-year-old, but I managed to grow up in the next 60 years.
If you want to protest the WNBA don't buy a ticket, 99.99% of the rest of the country will agree with you.
Make that 99.9999999%
August 07, 2025, 09:19 AM
chbibc
I am dying here! The responses in this thread are hilarious. There should be a golden dildo award.
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August 07, 2025, 09:27 AM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by oddball: A green dildo thrown onto the court would be the highlight of any game, even the Finals.
It needs a dildo rainstorm. Five hundred dildos thrown at the same time. And frankly (heh) I'm skeptical of anything more than mild bruising which might occur from getting smacked in the face by a dildo. Maybe one of those battery-powered jobs might really smart, but we're stopping short of concussions.
Might get knocked out for a moment, I suppose. I can't say I've ever given the subject any thought. Perhaps some controlled testing is in order.
August 07, 2025, 09:42 AM
Chris Orndorff
Ron White: how much is that dildo? Salesperson: that’s NOT a dildo, it’s a personal vibrator. Ron: well how much is the personal vibrator shaped like a giant black cock??
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