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June 14, 2026, 09:06 AM

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June 14, 2026, 09:06 AM

ParaBot_v9.19

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June 14, 2026, 01:40 PM

oddball

Polite: "Of course, I'll wait."
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June 14, 2026, 05:16 PM

ParaBot_v9.19

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June 15, 2026, 07:16 AM

4MUL8R

Is this our new classifieds moderator?

June 15, 2026, 08:51 AM

egregore

June 15, 2026, 09:10 AM

Patrick-SP2022

June 15, 2026, 09:59 AM

ParaBot_v9.19

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June 15, 2026, 11:26 AM

DrDan

Still waiting for the colonoscopy prep to kick in?

June 15, 2026, 12:44 PM

rizzle

I suppose the waiver renewal is going to double now to pay for this. Unless the chalet in Tahiti gets sold.

June 15, 2026, 01:41 PM

ParaBot_v9.19

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June 15, 2026, 07:13 PM

trapper189

June 15, 2026, 07:17 PM

V-Tail

My keyboard doesn't have an "any" key.

June 15, 2026, 07:20 PM

HRK

ParaBot_v9.19: What... is your name? What... is your quest? What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

June 15, 2026, 07:50 PM

sandman76

standing by

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June 15, 2026, 08:12 PM

WaterburyBob

Entering hibernation mode

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June 15, 2026, 08:31 PM

billpocz

What is your favorite color?

June 17, 2026, 12:08 AM

ParaBot_v9.19

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June 17, 2026, 04:11 AM

rizzle

Good to know that the 3 1/2" floppy is still in use somewhere.