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How long does it take for a GSD and Black Mouth Cur to eat a 18oz steak when your back is turned?
June 03, 2017, 07:27 PM
Lord VaalicHow long does it take for a GSD and Black Mouth Cur to eat a 18oz steak when your back is turned?
About 5 seconds...
Dang hounds
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day June 03, 2017, 07:35 PM
sigmonkeyThat's like, a whole minute, in doggy time.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! June 03, 2017, 07:41 PM
PHPaulI'm surprised any device short of an atomic clock could measure that short a period of time.
Many moons ago, we had a Chihuahua/Manchester Terrier mix. She was my daughter's dog, heart and soul.
I left a steak on a plate on the coffee table while I ducked into the kitchen for something. I came back maybe 10 seconds later and Mugly was doing her damndest to drag that steak across the carpet. It was nearly as big as she was.
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June 03, 2017, 07:45 PM
Lord VaalicThe GSD once ate 9 hamburger patties including the butcher paper between them in 2 seconds flat. I dont think he even chewed at all.
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day June 03, 2017, 07:48 PM
PeterGVLost a good sized pork tenderloin off the counter one night to a Bernese Mountain Dog. I turned around, turned back, and it was...gone. I think he must have swallowed it whole.... cuz there really was no time to chew it.
Yes, it was raw.
No, there were no negative after affects... except that he now eyes every piece of meet on the counter and I don't leave any meat sitting by itself.
June 03, 2017, 07:52 PM
sigfreundquote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
I'm surprised any device short of an atomic clock could measure that short a period of time.

I don’t even have a dog, but that was my first thought: “Is it possible to even divide time into such small increments as to measure something like that?”
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To operate serious weapons in a serious manner. June 03, 2017, 07:53 PM
jbcummingsMy late blue Doberman managed to counter serf a nice plump chicken breast off a plate that I was about to take ou to the grill. He got half way to the back door before he figured out he was going to have me open the door for him.
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June 03, 2017, 08:01 PM
220-9erMine doesn't exactly eat it. More like one quick gulp and it's gone.
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June 03, 2017, 08:12 PM
ThankGod4SigMy 5 month old sheltie almost got a steak a few weeks ago. He jumped on the chair and was sniffing it when I turned around and laughed and the quickly yelled at him.
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June 03, 2017, 08:23 PM
LBAR15My Wheaten Terrier stood up along the kitchen counter last year and scarfed down a full plate of freshly grilled chicken breast. I literally went out to the garage for a 5 minutes and came back to a clean plate and a happy, sleeping dog. I'm still pissed at her! She at the whole families dinner!

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June 03, 2017, 08:23 PM
P-220I had 5 raw Purdue chicken breasts on a plate in the kitchen, on the counter. They are relatively small portions.
I went out to light the grill, literally 15 feet away. less than 30 seconds.
I returned to the kitchen and the plate was licked clean. Claire was just looking at me, with a bewildered look on her face.
No, I could not even discipline her.
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June 03, 2017, 08:46 PM
Rolan_KrapsI think we need to see pictures of the culprits.
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June 03, 2017, 08:56 PM
Oz_ShadowAbout 5 seconds less than it takes them to realize it may have been too hot.
June 03, 2017, 08:57 PM
Snapping TwigMy doberman Shepard was more of a bread and pastry thief.
Slices of bread, cakes set out to cool, like that.
75# and big enough to stand on his hind legs and take anything off the counter.
He specialized in these items because we had a lock down on the meat, knowing he'd go for it.
June 03, 2017, 09:31 PM
46and2My doberman inhales things. I have to put obstacles in her food bowl to slow her down.
June 03, 2017, 09:32 PM
WasabibillFive loaves of fresh baked bread
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June 03, 2017, 09:35 PM
arfmelI know a Ridgeback can eat one in the blink of an eye
June 03, 2017, 09:41 PM
XLTMy Labrador ate a whole birthday cake in about five seconds candles and all , her face was covered in frosting acting like nothing happened.
June 03, 2017, 09:51 PM
henryaz We had an Ibizan Hound/thief who take your food from your plate, on the kitchen counter, covered with paper towels, and when you came back the paper towels were just where you had left them, looked just the same, but there was no food underneath. We never did catch her in the act, so never figured out how she managed this. She was a master thief.
June 03, 2017, 09:59 PM
Spooky39We've got a Chocolate Lab who has an affinity for butter. Paula Deen would both love and hate him. He managed to snag 2 or 3 sticks of butter in a couple seconds. We have to keep a close eye on him when the butter is out as he is on the prowl.
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