quote:

Originally posted by Tailhook 84:
"You can always tell a Marine pilot, but you just can't tell him much."

True

Captain and the Gunny are deployed together and happen to be in the latrine at the same time. When done, the Captain delicately shakes his lil buddy, tucks it in, and buttons up his cammies. The Gunny finishes up, then savagely slams his impressive manhood back and forth from one side of the urinal to the other with a resounding BAM BAM BAM! before feeding it down his pants leg and buttoning up his cammies.

They cross paths again and the Captain, succumbing to his awe, breaks all military decorum and gushes, “Gunny, I am not gay and I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable but that is quite an impressive “gun” you have there. Why do you treat it so badly?” . Gunny replies “Capt, dicks are a lot like young Marines. You need to be tough on them and knock ‘em around. It makes them strong and gets them to grow into their full potential.”

Capt is intrigued and begins to follow the Gunny’s regimen of “personal growth”. After a few months the Capt is pleased with the results and looking forward to returning to CONUS in a few weeks when the deployment ends to surprise his wife with the results.

Transport aircraft touches down several hours early in the middle of the night. Capt decides he isn’t going to wait for the gear and the bus, he is in too much of a hurry to get “reacquainted” with his wife. So Capt tells a butter bar to collect his duffle and bring it to the shop the next day.

Capt then gets a cab for the ride home, quietly sneaks in the house and grabs a shower to freshen up before surprising his sleeping wife. He pees in the shower and, out of habit, he starts swinging and slamming it against the side of the shower stall. Just then, he hears his wife’s soft voice call out ”Gunny, is that you?”

My former supervisor and a retired Chief Petty officer would refer to Air Force pilots as "Chair Force pilots".