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71 TRUCK
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A trunk monkey? Smile
 

If you have ever seen the trunk monkey commercials they are hilarious. I was taking an 2 day 24 hr MSHA class once and the instructor played a video to wake everyone up.



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Originally posted by 1967Goat:
I'm sure I'll get flamed for this, but I don't understand why folks find it necessary to bring their pets into Home Depot, Lowes, etc... I'm not talking about legitimate service animals that are being trained.


On that point we agree!
 
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The monkey’s owner told police she left her pet monkey in her truck

"Right Turn, Clyde!"


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Originally posted by Loaded Round:
Seriously....If you see a stray monkey, don't approach it, don't take it's hand. Call animal control. If it poses a threat to your safety, shoot it.

Unless it's Sigmonkey of course.


Especially Sigmonkey. Wink



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And the monkey got hold of my bum bum....


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Real funny story, unless you're the one bit.

Brings to mind a monkey in Vietnam, acquired by out platoon leader somewhere. Nasty little SOB that did bite people. I didn't ask, nobody knows, but it met an untimely end. The Lt. had a doctor do a necropsy. Monkey had C-4 in it's stomach, which apparently was lethal to the monkey. Nobody mourned it's demise.


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That monkey will be in for it when it gets home.

 
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Originally posted by roberth:
^ That is a baboon.


Who are you to judge?!
 
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trapper189
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Baboons are monkeys to.
 
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"My Emotional Support Rottweiler can beat up your Emotional Support Monkey".
 
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