This coming Saturday (4/22) is worldwide Earth Day. Any plans for commemoration of this international event?

I'm cutting down a tree.

Yep. I've got a couple of slash piles to burn.

Youse guys are da best.

Gonna pass out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon.

I'm shredding papers.

Go to work for my chemical company and help an OEM pump out SUVs

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Originally posted by berto:
I'm cutting down a tree.

May you find half a bullet.

BBQ with lots of lighter fluid, fire up the 2-stroke chain saw, burn some trash, move my vehicles out to the driveway and let them idle for several hours, pour some lead-based paint down the sewer drains, that's about it. I'm out.

Seriously, it's just another day of the year for me.

May be a coincidence, maybe not.

I'm gonna use paper plates and styrofoam cups all week, and burn them on earth day.

We'll probably frack a couple of wells.

On another note, I guess I'm forever cursed to have my birthday on Earth Day.

Earth Day "celebrations" often leave the venue trashed, ever notice that?

I've got some old tires I've been saving for the occasion. A little diesel and they fire right up!

I work on projects involving chemical weapons, explosives, and radiological waste cleanups.

I plan to take the day off and let that shit stay where it is, contaminating everything and causing thirty-three toed kids.

I'm going to pour something in a drain with a dolphin painted on it. One year I went to a trendy buffet and demanded gill netted tuna. When they threw me out I asked why they discriminated against tuna. (Sweet Tomatoes, Pleasanton, CA 1992.)

I will drive my 11 mpg F250 V10 all over creation.

I guess I will put some lead back in the ground where it came from.


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I remember the first Earth Day many moons ago.

I went for the girls!

I'm going to see if I can find a Nuke the Whales rally.