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Oregon man drives truck off pier in failed getaway attempt
December 28, 2017, 10:41 AM
SigmanicOregon man drives truck off pier in failed getaway attempt
It was such a well conceived plan....I have no idea what went wrong. Now poor Timofey's truck is 40 feet down in the Columbia river.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017...getaway-attempt.htmlDecember 28, 2017, 10:58 AM
arfmel"Timofey Errofeeff".
December 28, 2017, 11:00 AM
sigmonkeyDumbass.
Everybody knows you can't jump that distance without a horn that plays the first 12 notes of Dixie.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! December 28, 2017, 11:07 AM
Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
"Timofey Errofeeff".
LLLEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY JJJENNNNKKKINNS!!!!
Nice is overrated
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Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
December 28, 2017, 11:43 AM
2012BOSS302Caught him cold
Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. December 28, 2017, 12:00 PM
whanson_wiThe EPA will probably make his life harder over the fuel spill than the justice system ever would over burgling a bunch of boats.
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December 28, 2017, 02:10 PM
John SteedTimofey should be leery of what trips he takes.
... stirred anti-clockwise. December 28, 2017, 02:13 PM
parabellumYou know when you see a name like that, that the guy's parents (or, parent, more likely) are just plain stupid.
Acorn/Tree
December 28, 2017, 02:16 PM
StramboAll to (potentially) avoid a misdemeanor trespass charge. Nutz.
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parabellumA two digit IQ
December 28, 2017, 02:19 PM
ChowserHaha. It’s like that guy with a warrant that ran from Rocky River PD and fell off a cliff. Oopsie.
Not minority enough! December 28, 2017, 02:26 PM
ArtieSThat boy us just ate up with the stupid.
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December 28, 2017, 02:27 PM
FN in MTAlways amazed me on the cop job the bad guys who took a minor beef and escalated it into 30 yrs in the big house.
I have a $40 traffic ticket warrant, so I'll flee, steal a car, have five different Agencies pursue me, do some property damage and a few MV accidents along the way....to get out of a forty dollar warrant.
Then again with a name like that....Imagine the gene pool he has to draw from. He was toast the day he was born.
December 28, 2017, 02:39 PM
bigwagonDid his parents write with a lisp?
December 28, 2017, 02:39 PM
parabellumI doubt that they wrote at all.
December 28, 2017, 03:03 PM
Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
You know when you see a name like that, that the guy's parents (or, parent, more likely) are just plain stupid.
Acorn/Tree
Or Russian.
Timofey is the Russian equivalent of Timothy.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
December 28, 2017, 03:47 PM
jsbcodyNow that is commitment, brake lights never came on!
December 28, 2017, 04:08 PM
tacfoleyI'da thrown him a handy anvil.
tac
December 28, 2017, 04:10 PM
RogueJSKquote:
Originally posted by Strambo:
All to (potentially) avoid a misdemeanor trespass charge. Nutz.
He was on parole, so there's a bit more to it than that.
Bottom line: He's an idiot, plus he didn't want to go back to prison.
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
Timofey is the Russian equivalent of Timothy.
Erofeeff/Erofeev/Erofeyev is a Russian surname too.
December 28, 2017, 04:11 PM
rscalzoWhat amazed me is the number of idiots who tried to escape by jumping into our river. A six to seven knot current in the middle of marshland. Two morons did it in Feb. One made it halfway across. the other actually made it all the way across. right where the CG copter was waiting. Dam fool actually had some fight left in him when the crewman clocked him and brought him back.
But it wasn't his fault. I heard it was a defective GM ignition switch that caused it.