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United Airlines - Drunk Flight Attendant
May 04, 2018, 06:51 PM
Ronin1069United Airlines - Drunk Flight Attendant
United Airlines really is the gift that keeps on giving....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...nches-mans-face.htmlThis video has to be floating around somewhere!
Passengers aboard a flight headed to North Dakota on Thursday afternoon are being refunded after they were forced to deal with a drunk flight attendant.
According to passenger Erika Gorman, the unnamed flight attendant used profanity while going over the safety instructions, telling passengers: 'If your seatbelt isn't tight, you f***ed up'. The air stewardess was then filmed getting up in a passenger's face.
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May 04, 2018, 07:21 PM
ScoutmasterI wonder what her chat with the boss was like.

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RightwireThe article says United Airlines
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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. May 04, 2018, 07:34 PM
Ronin1069quote:
Originally posted by Rightwire:
The article says United Airlines
Fixed! Crazy, when I first saw it that article read American.
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May 04, 2018, 08:48 PM
parabellumquote:
'If your seatbelt isn't tight, you f***ed up'.
I don't know what the fuss is about. That's straight out of the handbook.
May 04, 2018, 08:50 PM
bobtheelfI'd be drunk if I was heading to North Dakota too!

May 04, 2018, 09:17 PM
LS1 GTOquote:
Originally posted by Scoutmaster:
I wonder what her chat with the boss was like.
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May 04, 2018, 09:25 PM
pbramlettquote:
Originally posted by Scoutmaster:
I wonder what her chat with the boss was like.
“Did you break a guitar, kill a service peacock, beat a old man?” No, good.
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May 04, 2018, 11:55 PM
arfmelShe may be a drunk, but she's fun at parties.
May 05, 2018, 12:05 AM
YooperSigsThe air travel industry has devolved into just an overpriced flying bus. And taking a real bus has one perk the airlines don't offer - No TSA.
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May 05, 2018, 12:11 AM
Scoutmasterquote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
The air travel industry has devolved into just an overpriced flying bus. And taking a real bus has one perk the airlines don't offer - No TSA.
I live in CA, have family in Florida. Taking the bus on a round trip is not a realistic alternative.
"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it"
- Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 May 05, 2018, 12:30 AM
EdmondUnited has a culture problem in their organization and I'm willing to bet it starts at the top. Some of their fuck ups:
-dragging the guy off the plane and blaming him
-killing dogs
-bonus system lottery
Part of me thinks they fuck up like this on purpose to drop the stock price so some insider buying can happen. But I'm too lazy to go back and do some actual research. Stock dropping by even just a few dollars is a huge impact when you buy thousands of shares...
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May 05, 2018, 12:31 AM
Edmondquote:
Originally posted by Scoutmaster:
I live in CA, have family in Florida. Taking the bus on a round trip is not a realistic alternative.
No but Southwest is definitely a better airline than UA.
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May 05, 2018, 12:48 AM
tatortoddquote:
Originally posted by pbramlett:
quote:
Originally posted by Scoutmaster:
I wonder what her chat with the boss was like.
“Did you break a guitar, kill a service peacock, beat a old man?”
No, good. Try again tomorrow
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DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. May 05, 2018, 01:05 AM
4859quote:
Originally posted by bobtheelf:
I'd be drunk if I was heading to North Dakota too!
Especially Williston!! Wife came home tonight at that airport. Don't miss working in that town one bit.
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May 05, 2018, 03:30 AM
M-11And 'If you're high and tight, you f***ed up'.
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erj_pilotThis incident did not occur on United "mainline". It was on one of their eight (8) regional carriers...Trans States, dba United Express.
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12131quote:
Originally posted by erj_pilot:
This incident did not occur on United "mainline". It was on one of their eight (8) regional carriers...Trans States, dba United Express.
No wonder she went nut. A single flight attendant being responsible for the entire plane will do that to you.

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May 05, 2018, 06:39 AM
RichardCShe was doing the jive version before the Spanish and English.
Being out of sequence is what went wrong.
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May 05, 2018, 07:46 AM
erj_pilotquote:
Originally posted by 12131:
No wonder she went nut[s]. A single flight attendant being responsible for the entire plane will do that to you.
Ain't no way in hell I could do their job. I'd be in the supervisor's office DAILY, asking why I smacked [insert name for stupid person here]. "Because they were being a dumbass" would probably only last a couple of days. I have looooong contended that those flight attendants should be paid NO LESS THAN those F/A's operating a 737. Our F/A's, per plane load, are handling more passengers by themselves than the 3 that are handling 118 on a B737-700.
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24