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Hawaiians receive a false alarm of incoming missile
January 13, 2018, 05:59 PM
corsairHawaiians receive a false alarm of incoming missile
I've got family living out on the west side of Oahu. They said there was a few morons running rampant at Costco, otherwise, those that did react were more about breaking-out a cold-one. Their neighborhood has a bunch of ex-mil/gov so much of the reaction was more ho-hum,
False alarm...can you believe this shit? reaction.
January 13, 2018, 06:19 PM
TommydoggThe Navy would have got that shit!
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January 13, 2018, 06:25 PM
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January 13, 2018, 06:34 PM
barsad0My brother is stationed in Hawaii. I got a, in case I die I love you text. Not a good thing to wake up to.
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January 13, 2018, 07:35 PM
FenrisI live near a primary target.
Though a false alarm, it does make you think.
What was the last thing I said to family? Words of love or anger?
Why did I bother paying off my Visa bill?
Where would I go for shelter?
Have I been to confession lately?
Maybe that "bomb shelter" really would have been a good idea and a bargain at twice the price.
My wife's uncle survived Hiroshima because he fell into an outhouse.
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. January 13, 2018, 08:10 PM
RagnarWho here remembers the movie Fail Safe? The Matador.....The Matador.
Live every day as if it is your last, for one day you’re sure to be right
January 13, 2018, 08:16 PM
Ronin1069I can actually see how this can happen. Back in the 80's when I was in high school I was really into computers and used to hack into my school computer and change my grades (along with some of my buddies, for a fee of course!). One afternoon I got bored and tried hacking into NORAD....somehow I freeking got in and was able to see all kinds of crazy shit.
Unfortunately I fucked around where I shouldn't and almost started an international disaster. I'm not really supposed to talk about it (the government made me sign some crazy documents) but if not for the help of my hot girlfriend and a wacky scientist who used the name Joshua for all of his passwords, we'd be living in a very different world today!
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January 13, 2018, 09:05 PM
Ronin1069quote:
Originally posted by Tommydogg:
The Navy would have got that shit!
Circa 1985 - We need Star Wars to shoot down missiles.
"Boo, hiss!"
2018 - "ZOMG!!!!! Why can't we shoot these down?!?!?!!?"
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January 13, 2018, 09:17 PM
LS1 GTOquote:
Originally posted by Ronin1069:
I can actually see how this can happen. Back in the 80's when I was in high school I was really into computers and used to hack into my school computer and change my grades (along with some of my buddies, for a fee of course!). One afternoon I got bored and tried hacking into NORAD....somehow I freeking got in and was able to see all kinds of crazy shit.
Unfortunately I fucked around where I shouldn't and almost started an international disaster. I'm not really supposed to talk about it (the government made me sign some crazy documents) but if not for the help of my hot girlfriend and a wacky scientist who used the name Joshua for all of his passwords, we'd be living in a very different world today!
Joshua: Shall we play a game?
David Lightman: Oh!
Jennifer: I think it missed him.
David Lightman: Yeah. Weird isn't it?
Jennifer: Yeah.
David Lightman: Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?
Joshua: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?
David Lightman: Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.
Joshua: Fine.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
January 13, 2018, 09:45 PM
FenrisHawaii always gets the surprises.
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. January 13, 2018, 10:24 PM
tannerCPE1704TKS
January 13, 2018, 11:10 PM
jigray3Snowflakes in Hawa'ii getting all overemotional, and government fucking up.
Whoodathunk?
Duck and cover kiddies. It works. No, really.
January 13, 2018, 11:16 PM
a1abdjSounds like a good opportunity for Hawaiian contractors to sell some bomb shelters.
January 13, 2018, 11:23 PM
jigray3quote:
Originally posted by Fenris:
I live near a primary target.
Though a false alarm, it does make you think.
What was the last thing I said to family? Words of love or anger?
We're out of toilet paper.
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Why did I bother paying off my Visa bill?
Being debt free? Priceless!
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Where would I go for shelter?
Shelter??? Hawaii? You got a submarine?
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Have I been to confession lately?
Does God makes that a priority at that moment? OK, yes, I ate the last piece of cake.
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Maybe that "bomb shelter" really would have been a good idea and a bargain at twice the price.
Lava. 5x the price.
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My wife's uncle survived Hiroshima because he fell into an outhouse.
Now that's a story. Hell. It might be a movie.
January 13, 2018, 11:29 PM
Fenrisquote:
Originally posted by jigray3:
quote:
Originally posted by Fenris:
My wife's uncle survived Hiroshima because he fell into an outhouse.
Now that's a story. Hell. It might be a movie.
Interesting fellow.
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. January 13, 2018, 11:36 PM
AndybJust saw that the employee "feels really bad" and will be "retrained"
Really.
"Pickin' stones and pullin' teats is a hard way to make a living. But, sure as God's got sandals, it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails."
"We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled." January 13, 2018, 11:40 PM
parabellumGive him a participation trophy and send his ass home.
January 13, 2018, 11:54 PM
dsietsIf he/she can't be trained to not hit a button, where does that leave them? ...In gov. employment.
January 13, 2018, 11:55 PM
AndybHe feels bad so it's ok.
"Pickin' stones and pullin' teats is a hard way to make a living. But, sure as God's got sandals, it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails."
"We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled." January 14, 2018, 12:14 AM
RHINOWSOquote:
Originally posted by Ronin1069:
I can actually see how this can happen. Back in the 80's when I was in high school I was really into computers and used to hack into my school computer and change my grades (along with some of my buddies, for a fee of course!). One afternoon I got bored and tried hacking into NORAD....somehow I freeking got in and was able to see all kinds of crazy shit.
Unfortunately I fucked around where I shouldn't and almost started an international disaster. I'm not really supposed to talk about it (the government made me sign some crazy documents) but if not for the help of my hot girlfriend and a wacky scientist who used the name Joshua for all of his passwords, we'd be living in a very different world today!
