On the way home Sunday with my new addition Bert, the year and a half old Beagle, I stopped at a local burger joint to grab something for dinner. The drive through line was long and took so long my bladder was about to burst by the time I got my food, so I pulled around, parked right in front of the front door to the place, and ran inside to the bathroom. I wasn't gone for more than 2 minutes and upon returning to my truck, I see a rear end and tail stuck straight up in the air between my front seats through the windshield. I ran to the truck to find Bert all but standing on his head, nose deep through the plastic lid of my large milkshake going to town! When I pulled the door open, he recoiled into the back of the truck leaving a trail of milkshake across my center console and all over the back of my truck. But fear not, while driving the last two miles home, he licked all that milkshake off everything it got on.

The final summary....

1 - Little snot drank half my shake.
2 - It took me about 30 minutes to fully clean up the mess.
3 - I had a very sticky (but happy) little dog that required a wipe down.

That little snot is really lucky I like him so much.

You should have got a picture of that. Geez that was funny...

Haha. Entirely your fault!!! A pic would have been priceless.

Most excellent.

Dogs gonna do what a dog do

Did the remaining half taste OK, or did it taste *diluted* ?

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Originally posted by RichardC:
Did the remaining half taste OK, or did it taste *diluted* ?

That was my question: Did you drink the rest of it?

Years ago, we had a Chihuahua/Manchester terrier cross. Little bitty sumbitch, weighed about 5 pounds.

Mrs. PHPaul had cooked up some rib eyes, and I sat my plate on the coffee table in the living room while I went to the kitchen to grab something. When I came back in the living room, the little turd was dragging my steak backwards across the rug, headed for her bed.

I rinsed it off good, added a little Worcestershire sauce as a disinfectant and ate it anyway.

Picture or it di.........

Nevermind its funny even without pictures.

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Originally posted by PHPaul:

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Originally posted by RichardC:
Did the remaining half taste OK, or did it taste *diluted* ?

That was my question: Did you drink the rest of it?

At the risk of sounding like my 80+ year old father, it was a $6+ milkshake...you bet your ass I drank the rest of it.

And to those claiming this was "all my fault", you're exactly right. That issue was never in question. Just thought you guys might enjoy the story and get a chuckle out of it.

It has always amazed me just how fast they can find the food, and help themselves!! I had a bitch Dobbie that was sooooo sneaky, if you put food out, and looked away, it was gone!!

BWAHAHAHAHA People around me are wondering what I'm laughing about. Snort Guffaw!

Please return to location so as to repeat this event exactly as before but this time have a video camera set up to catch the little bugger doing the nose dive into the milkshake. .................... drill sgt.

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Originally posted by drill sgt:
Please return to location so as to repeat this event exactly as before but this time have a video camera set up to catch the little bugger doing the nose dive into the milkshake. .................... drill sgt.

Loan me your truck and I'll consider it.

You need a dashcam!

Once upon a time, I was out running errands to Tractor Supply, Rural King, and the plant nursery. I had my pup Sunny Day Sundance with me.

Now, I'm not a big fan of McDonald's, but I get an itch for a Big Mac from time to time and I have been waiting one for two days, so I stopped to get me one. I ordered a Big Mac for myself a large fry and an ice cream cone, for Sunny D a plain hamburger patty.

I get my order and I have the ice cream cone in my right had pulling out of the parking lot. I hadn't fully made the turn when Sunny D, just inhaled the ice cream that was above the cone! I looked at her all mad, and she looked back at me like "what? I didn't do nothing, I didn't see nothing either!"

I just laughed and ate what was left....at least she didn't make a mess.....LoL.

ARman

I assume you got some burgers too and therefore am quite surprised a dog chose a milkshake over a burger.

BTW, thanks for the laugh.

Glad to hear that you didn't scold or punish him. At 18 months old he's still a puppy and they do silly stuff like that when the opportunity arises.

If it was a malt it'd be a sad story.

Never leave food unattended around a beagle. Haha!