There's an X user, InfantryDort, who created a series of short stories about the unique triumphs of America. I hope anyone who reads these will be as inspired as I was. There's 44 entries in the series (42 seems to have been skipped).
I hate offended people. They come in two flavours - huffy and whiny - and it's hard to know which is worst. The huffy ones are self-important, narcissistic authoritarians in love with the sound of their own booming disapproval, while the whiny, sparrowlike ones are so annoying and sickly and ill-equipped for life on Earth you just want to smack them round the head until they stop crying and grow up. - Charlie Brooker