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Woman suing WalMart because they locked up hair care products and gave her paws

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March 16, 2018, 12:19 PM
Rey HRH
Woman suing WalMart because they locked up hair care products and gave her paws
I get the joke. Gloria Alred was the punchline. LOL


"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
March 16, 2018, 12:47 PM
TigerDore
Gloria Allred is a hemorrhoid on the rectum of life.
March 16, 2018, 01:38 PM
vinnybass
The razors are locked up too, so...


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March 16, 2018, 01:44 PM
Leemur
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
I prefer Soul Glow,


You didn’t know no damn Martin Luther King.
March 16, 2018, 01:47 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by Rey HRH:
I get the joke. Gloria Alred was the punchline. LOL
She said that as she rounded the corner and saw that the hair care products were locked up, she "had two paws".

Just like that! Bam! Freakin' WalMart, turning a simple trip to the store into A Midsummer Night's Dream...

Got get 'em, Fuck err Puck!!


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