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You can't get chocolate milk from angus..
April 19, 2022, 04:13 PM
bald1You can't get chocolate milk from angus..
I remain thankful that David didn't drop the "g" in angus in the subject line!

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April 19, 2022, 04:14 PM
SIGnifiedquote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
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Originally posted by David Lee:
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Originally posted by SIGnified:
Dude… Most people literally cannot hold down a gallon of milk. They blow…
You’re awful freaking close.
Just a half gallon. Thats my limit by golly.
That's 2 quarts. My dad was a milkman for a while, and he drank 2 quarts a day while doing his deliveries.
flashguy
Two quarts a day is way different than 4 quarts in five minutes.

But no one has to take my word… Try it for yourself. I mean the dude is half looney on a half dose.

"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein April 19, 2022, 04:14 PM
OKCGenequote:
Originally posted by bald1:
I remain thankful that David didn't drop the "g" in angus in the subject line!
Double Snort & Double Guffaw !!!
April 19, 2022, 04:15 PM
architectquote:
Originally posted by bald1:
I remain thankful that David didn't drop the "g" in angus in the subject line!
Probably didn't want to be the butt of a nasty joke!
April 19, 2022, 04:18 PM
David Leequote:
Originally posted by bald1:
I remain thankful that David didn't drop the "g" in angus in the subject line!
Me too..

April 19, 2022, 04:24 PM
OKCGeneOK. This topic has gone on long enough now.
It's become Udderly ridiculous and now it's time to MOOOve along.
(I'll see myself out now).
April 19, 2022, 04:27 PM
Sig2340Stand back! Stand back people!!
Give him some AIR!!!
David is channeling Bendable.
Let the milk work its way out of his system.
It is every bit as bad for you as the deadly hamburger or monoso... monosodi... monosodimumgrutamate.
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Originally posted by bald1:
I remain thankful that David didn't drop the "g" in angus in the subject line!
David knows the difference between an asshole and a cow.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
April 19, 2022, 04:33 PM
dsietsquote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
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Originally posted by SIGnified:
Dude… Most people literally cannot hold down a gallon of milk. They blow…
You’re awful freaking close.
Just a half gallon. Thats my limit by golly.
Back in the day I worked outdoors. On one of the hottest, most humid days, a kid on the crew went for lunch to a quicky mart and came back w/ a half gallon of chocolate milk. Shortly after finishing it he was blowing chunks all over the place.
April 19, 2022, 04:41 PM
David LeeI didn't drink it too fast. But I drink my coffee, McDonalds with a stir stick. Kinda a little straw. I drank that half gallon with that little straw. It went down good and I feel fine.
April 19, 2022, 04:46 PM
flashguyquote:
Originally posted by SIGnified:
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Originally posted by flashguy:
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Originally posted by David Lee:
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Originally posted by SIGnified:
Dude… Most people literally cannot hold down a gallon of milk. They blow…
You’re awful freaking close.
Just a half gallon. Thats my limit by golly.
That's 2 quarts. My dad was a milkman for a while, and he drank 2 quarts a day while doing his deliveries.
flashguy
Two quarts a day is way different than 4 quarts in five minutes.

But no one has to take my word… Try it for yourself. I mean the dude is half looney on a half dose.
The OP only drank a half gallon--that's 2 quarts, and he did it slowly.
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth April 19, 2022, 04:48 PM
bald1quote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
I didn't drink it too fast. But I drink my coffee, McDonalds with a stir stick. Kinda a little straw. I drank that half gallon with that little straw. It went down good and I feel fine.
Bets that in a couple hours things will be different
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April 19, 2022, 04:53 PM
David LeeGeez..maybe..

April 19, 2022, 05:10 PM
Tuckerrnr1”How long have you been craving chocolatized dairy products?” ”...
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April 19, 2022, 06:57 PM
SigfestReminded me of the Hosers movie, Strange Brew. When one of the McKensie Brothers gets trapped in a vat of beer, and has to drink it dry. And then,,