True story; I was there.

Back in the 1980’s, Pensacola Country Club had a Men's only grill that was very popular on Friday afternoons. One Friday, Downing, a distinguished and popular member, stood and tapped his glass for attention:

“I would like to introduce my future son-in-law. He is from Connecticut and this is his first trip to Pensacola. I ask that all of us extend to him our famous Southern hospitality and make him feel at home. I’m doing my part: He’s eating at my table, he’s drinking my whiskey, and he's fucking my daughter!”

The young man seemed to disappear under the table to the hoots of the guys.

Downing

FSU alum, has to be a great guy

. What a character!