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Vanessa may not be available after a while. Seems there are allegations she was involved in faking accidents to collect insurance money. The ad is a real piece of work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...annel=MottaLaw%2CLLC
 
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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start
 
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99.9% of all attorneys give the rest a bad name.
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In Texas we bury Attorneys twelve feet deep

because deep down they are not all that bad!


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The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
 
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?
A: Your Honor



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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To be honest, that advertisement is hilarious. Big Grin
 
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I find it funny when ever I mention to folks there was a time when it was unethical for a lawyer to advertise, most don't even remember or comprehend.


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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?




A. Pollution


She's still got nothing on Adam Reposa: https://youtu.be/tBLTW-KLdHA
 
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The Texas Law Hawk is another one.




Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Complacency sucks…
 
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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start


And one still left in the boat?

A: A crying shame


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She is local to me. I brought light of the possible issues on a FB post… she threatened me with libal unless I deleted it


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More information from nola.com.


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Originally posted by Blume9mm:
I find it funny when ever I mention to folks there was a time when it was unethical for a lawyer to advertise, most don't even remember or comprehend.
I remember, and it was proper--professionals did not advertise or troll for clients--they were sought when the need arose. The current situation is NOT an improvement.

flashguy




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What can a duck do that an attorney can do but wont?
Stick his bill up his a—-.


Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever.
 
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There's been some ambulance chaser types running a TV ad that stated if you have Parkinsons Disease and someone sprayed Paraquat a half a city block away from you, "you may be eligible for significant compensation". Roll Eyes


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I love it when they say "We'll get you all of the money you deserve!"
Because, when you're in a wreck you somehow deserve to be given money.


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Casino Law

After seeing Jamie Casino's ads I started adding a sledgehammer to my trial briefcase.
 
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There is an accident lawyer in this area on many billboards. Depending on the neighborhood, his image is lightened or darkened. I've noticed it for years and have no doubt it is intentional.
 
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Casino Law

After seeing Jamie Casino's ads I started adding a sledgehammer to my trial briefcase.


Its like the producers of John Wick, The Punisher and Gone in 60 Seconds all got together to make a Commercial. Big Grin
 
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On a tangent, I've seen billboard ads for vietnamese lawyers beginning two or three years ago.

It's notable that the sons and daughters of vietnamese, cambodian, etc. refugees have started to climb the economic class ladder from their parents working at nail salons and donut shops.



"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
 
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