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Kim Jong Un gravely ill, possibly brain dead

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April 23, 2020, 01:23 PM
az4783054
Kim Jong Un gravely ill, possibly brain dead
Hillary wants his pant suits...
April 23, 2020, 01:35 PM
WaterburyBob
quote:
Originally posted by az4783054:
Hillary wants his pant suits...

... back.



"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
April 23, 2020, 01:41 PM
jhe888
From your lips to God's ears.

He is too unpredictable to have nukes.




The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
April 23, 2020, 02:24 PM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by WaterburyBob:
quote:
Originally posted by az4783054:
Hillary wants his pant suits...

... back.


As a gift to Huma Abedin.





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
April 23, 2020, 02:49 PM
RichardC
By the way, how is Generalissimo Francisco Franco doing?
April 23, 2020, 03:05 PM
WaterburyBob
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
By the way, how is Generalissimo Francisco Franco doing?

Latest reports say he's still dead.



"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
April 23, 2020, 03:07 PM
jsbcody
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
By the way, how is Generalissimo Francisco Franco doing?



April 23, 2020, 03:14 PM
nhtagmember
Is he still ill or did he make a miraculous recovery and is out playing golf?
April 24, 2020, 11:07 AM
jhe888
quote:
Originally posted by nhtagmember:
Is he still ill or did he make a miraculous recovery and is out playing golf?


He shot a 38 for 18 holes. 4 holes in one. Amazing.




The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
April 24, 2020, 11:15 AM
nhtagmember
I was wondering if he was going to repeat that Big Grin

good for him Big Grin
April 24, 2020, 11:21 AM
sdy
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/W...s-say/5221587734862/

Kim Jong Un may have left Pyongyang and could be sheltering in an undisclosed location on North Korea's eastern coast, according to multiple press reports.

The North Korean leader's absence triggered wild speculation regarding the state of his health this week, following unconfirmed reports Kim was in critical condition after receiving heart surgery.

Kim may have been evacuated to the coastal city of Wonsan, Kangwon Province, where he may have been providing field guidance at a resort construction site, South Korean news service Newsis reported Friday, citing Seoul's national intelligence sources.

According to Newsis, movement has been observed among "dedicated vehicles" for Kim that suggest he may have been evacuated from Pyongyang. A special train for Kim's use was stationed in Wonsan, but Kim's private plane remained in Pyongyang, the report says.

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I wonder if Pyongyang is having a China virus problem
April 24, 2020, 11:44 AM
Oat_Action_Man
How many times can a single sentence use "may have" as a qualifier?


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Chuck Norris put the laughter in "manslaughter"

Educating the youth of America, one declension at a time.
April 24, 2020, 12:46 PM
mike28w
quote:
Originally posted by Oat_Action_Man:
How many times can a single sentence use "may have" as a qualifier?


Somebody actually got paid to write that article.....I assume that it was the editor's teenage son. Were there any facts in that article ??
April 24, 2020, 01:08 PM
Il Cattivo
Suuuure. It's just that, you know, corroboration is kinda retro and overrated.
April 25, 2020, 10:53 AM
chellim1
North Korea's Kim Jong Un Reported By Japanese Media To Be In Vegetative State

Update (4/25/2020): Taiwan News relays that Japanese media, citing the medical team treating Kim Jong Un, is reporting that the 36-year-old has been left in a vegetative state following a botched heart surgery.

Amid conflicting reports about Kim's health, Japanese weekly magazine Shukan Gendai reported on Friday (April 24) that a Chinese medical team member on the mission to North Korea briefly explained the situation to its senior writer, Kondm Daisuke.

The medical expert said during a visit to the countryside earlier this month, Kim clutched his chest and fell to the ground. A doctor accompanying Kim immediately carried out CPR and took him to a nearby hospital for emergency care.

The doctor also requested a medical team from Beijing for assistance. At the hospital, prior to the arrival of the Chinese medical team, the North Korean doctor performed cardiac surgery but there were complications due to the hereditary dictator's obesity and the doctor's anxiety.
-Taiwan News

A variation of the rumor was repeated by a Beijing television executive whose uncle is a Chinese foreign minister - telling her 15 million followers on Weibo that Kim Jong Un is dead based on a "very solid source."

https://www.zerohedge.com/geop...fake-news-his-sudden



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-- Justice Janice Rogers Brown

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-rduckwor
April 25, 2020, 11:03 AM
Skins2881
For a deity he really mistimed it. Easter was like two weeks ago.



Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
April 25, 2020, 11:18 AM
RobLew
quote:
Originally posted by chellim1:
...the North Korean doctor performed cardiac surgery but there were complications due to the hereditary dictator's obesity and the doctor's anxiety.


Can you imagine the anxiety level of that doctor? Screw up and you, your family, and your friends are punished. What a shithole country.


...that I will support
and defend...
April 25, 2020, 11:41 AM
NK402
If anything did go wrong, the surgeon has probably already been in front of a firing squad.
April 25, 2020, 11:55 AM
parabellum
From the folks who brought you Weekend at Bernie's, a new comedy for the current times:

Weekend at Commie's! Directed by Rob Reiner and starring Gwyneth Paltrow and Barbra Streisand, with Jackie Chan as Kim Jong Un.

It's a laugh-a-minute fun fest!
April 25, 2020, 01:28 PM
Jeff Yarchin
https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/25...art-surgery-reports/