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Dakor
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From the New Yorker:
https://apple.news/AcDEHmVyxSB-LvIY84obQ_Q

... just kidding
 
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It's satire, just in case that wasn't evident....


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Behind a pay wall, and I'm not paying those trash-commies to read their anti-Trump delusions. Fuck them all.



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I didn't get the pay wall, but here it is.

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Bloomberg Enrages Trump by Buying Greenland

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In an apparently successful attempt to get under the skin of Donald Trump, former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg has purchased Greenland from Denmark.

In an official statement released on Tuesday, the Prime Minister of Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, would not disclose the price that Bloomberg paid for Greenland but indicated that it was an “all-cash offer.”

“Mr. Bloomberg has a lot of money,” Frederiksen added.

News of Bloomberg’s purchase of Greenland reportedly infuriated Trump, who immediately ordered his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, to make an offer to buy the Faroe Islands from Denmark.

Within minutes, however, Denmark rebuffed Kushner’s bid. “We do not believe Donald Trump is capable of running the Faroe Islands,” Frederiksen said.

As for Bloomberg, his campaign released a brief statement about the historic purchase of the 836,330-square-mile landmass, saying only, “Mike gets it done.”


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