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I Self-Identified today and it felt great!

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March 13, 2017, 09:29 AM
redleg2/9
I Self-Identified today and it felt great!
First, let me explain that I am Dyslectic and combined with being an Old Fart, I view numbers in my own personal way. I also have an appointment this week for knee replacement surgery.

During breakfast today, I told my wife that I was just wasting away because our refrigerator stock is somewhat depleted.

Wife: “OK, what are you at now?”

Me: “175 from 182”

Wife: laughs - “You mean 275, you always do this.” - laughs more

Me: as light bulb comes on above head – “Well, I Self-Identify as 175.”

Damn, if feels good to be 175 pounds again. Smile

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“Leave the Artillerymen alone, they are an obstinate lot. . .”
– Napoleon Bonaparte

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March 13, 2017, 09:50 AM
Elk Hunter
Is it OK if I self identify as on my 17th birthday? So I can not enlist in the army a week later?


Elk

There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour)

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. "
-Thomas Jefferson

"America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville

FBHO!!!



The Idaho Elk Hunter
March 13, 2017, 09:54 AM
MNSIG
Actually, each of your "identities" is far more legitimate than the gender BS.

Red: You actually were 175 at one point in your life and could be again.

Elk: You actually have experienced being a 17yo young man ready to enlist.

This gender crap is pure bullshit. Until they find a way to alter every strand of DNA in the body, nothing changes. Plastic surgery, dress up games, whatever.
March 13, 2017, 10:15 AM
signewt
...good to hear this....I've been on a new hypnosis-diet.....they've got me down to 105# so far....
March 13, 2017, 10:28 AM
ensigmatic
If I self-identified as I wished to, I'd probably get slapped a lot Big Grin

(Or pepper-sprayed...)

(Or kicked inna fork...)


"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
March 13, 2017, 12:15 PM
LtJL
I'm on a new diet, too.
I can eat anything I want,

I just can't swallow it. Big Grin
March 13, 2017, 12:23 PM
newtoSig765



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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken

I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
March 13, 2017, 12:28 PM
Chowser
Lol. I always tell people I am 30 again when asked about my age.
I'll be 30 again this summer for the 13th time.


Not minority enough!
March 13, 2017, 12:34 PM
Rightwire
careful... you'll go blind



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March 13, 2017, 12:56 PM
Whisp
I see nothing wrong with that Smile My Toyota Seqouia self identifies into those "fuel efficient cars only" parking spots all the time.


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