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Coin Sniper |
... the sign on the restaurant door says SHIRT & SHOES NOT NEEDED Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Too clever by half |
FIFY "We have a system that increasingly taxes work, and increasingly subsidizes non-work" - Milton Friedman | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
That could also be the "Big Chicken" sittn' catty-corner on 41 Highway and Roswell Road  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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Caribou gorn |
Well, it sits carry corner to the Mexican bakery which used to be a Mexican restaurant. Right down from the square in Mayretta. Chick Fil A is just down 41 next to the wal mart. I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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| Plowing straight ahead come what may |
 ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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My favorite is rural driving directions in the south. I worked for a finance company in Mississippi as a collector right out of college. Stop and ask directions from a local and you may hear: "Go about a half mile past the old Bradshaw place". The "old Bradshaw place" has been gone for 20 years; there is nothing to identify the homestead except a stand of ancient Red Oak trees. The fact that people assume that you actually know the area and the families is endearing. Nowadays if you stop at a truck stop on the interstate and ask basic directions of the young woman clerk she will say she is not from around here....sad. | |||
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And folks in the South know how to make the BEST dang BBQ....No exceptions...BBQ is made from Pork - not any part of a cow.... As a kid we would buy a hog from a neighbor once a year and take it to the local meat house for processing. Nothing was wasted on those hogs. It would fill the deep freeze dang near up with sausage, ribs, shoulders, butts, ham, and bacon....We would give the pig ears and pigs feet to the guy that worked at the processing house as a thank you..... | |||
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Deep fried twinkies. CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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semi-reformed sailor |
When men open doors for women, people say ma’am and sir, and there is malt vinegar on the table at the local burger joint. And there are mosquitoes big enough to haul off a cat! "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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You got it ! | |||
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| Too soon old, too late smart |
...when you see a loaded log truck parked in front of the Tasty Freeze. | |||
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When we first moved to the Deep South (East TX) in 1956, I still recall our Mother taking us three kids aside and telling us we should say "yes Ma'am", "no Ma'am", "yes Sir", and "no Sir" when addressing our elders. This was not the practice in KS and other states we had lived in previously. There is (or at least used to be) a culture of courtesy in the Deep South that is unique. People wave at strangers passing on the roads in rural areas. When in doubt, mumble | |||
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All y'all. You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless. NRA Benefactor/Patriot Member | |||
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Raptorman |
Pineapple sandwiches and banana sandwiches. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
When there are five ways to get somewhere and none of them are faster than the other | |||
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Rule #1: Use enough gun |
People use the word "RURNT" instead of "Ruined". When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | |||
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W07VH5 |
That sounds amazing. In these parts there are usually two ways to get anywhere but three are blocked by construction. | |||
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Whataburger for me, Whataburger for you!! (with a side of sausage gravy of course) | |||
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