Physics humor

Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018

July 06, 2017, 05:35 PM

side_shot

just sent this to my daughter she is a math nerd

"They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
--Benjamin Franklin, 1759--

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July 06, 2017, 05:42 PM

RichardC

July 06, 2017, 05:44 PM

Sig2340

And a cetology one:

Five unicorns.

In the foreground.

Ignore the herd of unicorns in the background.

Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018

July 06, 2017, 07:37 PM

Sig209

Chemistry funny:

Two guys walk into a bar. The Bartender asks 'So fellas - what'll it be?".

First guy says "I'll have some H20"

Second guy says "I'll have some H2O too"

Bartender serves 'em up.

Second guy died.

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July 06, 2017, 07:49 PM

Outnumbered

Just laughed out loud for the first time today! Thanks guys, I needed that!

July 06, 2017, 07:52 PM

mr kablammo

Why does hamburger have less calories than the same amount of beef?

Because it is in the ground state.

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.

July 06, 2017, 07:55 PM

sgalczyn

Sent it to my son the Chemistry major - that's an old one dad.
- Good - so am I

July 06, 2017, 07:59 PM

Dtech

A physicist emails another physicist about the theory of relativity and accidentally leaves out a letter....

Roger emails Charles:

"Hey Chuck. Quick question. So if the closer you get to the speed of light you approach infinite mass, what happens when your ass gets so big it blocks out any light?"

Charles responds to Roger:

"I don't know Roger. Why don't you ask your wife?"

-Dtech
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July 06, 2017, 08:00 PM

rduckwor

Excellent!

Thanks,

RMD

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