Candy eating procedure question....<BR><BR>I eat Kit Kats like a human should. You snap off a rectangle piece and eat it from the end. My wife just bites across the pieces without breaking them off. This is just barbarism.<BR><BR>She will only eat M&Ms one color at a time where as I just grab some and shove em in, regardless of color. She insists this is far more objectionable then her Kit Kat ridiculousness.Which is wrong? Or more wrong if you hate both..Eating a Kit Kat without breaking itEating more than one color M&M at a time
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September 11, 2017, 09:20 PM
flesheatingvirus
One color at a time is a bit OCD for me. You need to have that as an option, too.
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September 11, 2017, 09:21 PM
12131
Eat however you like. IT'S A FREAKING CANDY, MAN!
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September 11, 2017, 09:22 PM
jcsabolt2
Why not wedge the M&M's in the cracks of the Kit Kats and then eat them?
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September 11, 2017, 09:22 PM
Bombarde32
So eating a Kit Kat lengthwise like corn on the cob is not even an option?
September 11, 2017, 09:28 PM
Mikito
Who would eat M&Ms when there are Kit Kats? M&MS are barely even chocolate. Not worth the calories.
Unless your talking about the peanut butter M&Ms of course...
September 11, 2017, 09:30 PM
Nismo
If im planning on eating the whole kitkat, I just open it up, hold it by the wrapper, and eat them while still together
September 11, 2017, 09:39 PM
Hound Dog
I eat Kit Kats one bar at a time.
I eat M&Ms one color at a time.
Any other way is wrong.
I'm a bit on the OCD side, though. When my wife is eating Peanut M&Ms, she will feed me the green ones only (those are the best, as everybody knows).
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September 11, 2017, 09:52 PM
MagicHorse
Peanut M&M's are my candies of choice. My Mother taught me colors with them. She'd hold one, hidden in her hand, if I guessed the color correctly, I got to eat it. If I got the color wrong, my Dad got to eat it. I have OCD issues & have always eaten them 1 color at a time. I figured most people just eat them, but it's nice to know there are other, like-minded people out there. I would eat Kit Kats by breaking the stick off 1st, then eating the stick of it from the end. (If I ate them. Which I don't)
September 11, 2017, 09:55 PM
vulrath
I'm lactose intolerant and thus chocolate and I have a...strained...relationship. Last time I ate a Kit Kat I was ill for the rest of the day.
However, in my mind separating out by color only makes sense when there's a flavor benefit, such as with Skittles.
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September 11, 2017, 10:01 PM
46and2
Who eats KitKats that way, beyond heathens? Shameful.
September 11, 2017, 10:01 PM
smithnsig
Cross cutting a kit kat is ruinous. They should be slightly chilled and broken at the proper locations.
As bad as red wine with a delicate fish.
She should be given a stern talking to.
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September 11, 2017, 10:09 PM
chellim1
I'm with you man! Who sorts m&ms by color? You just grab a handful and go.
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September 11, 2017, 10:14 PM
Jimbo54
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Originally posted by Nismo: If im planning on eating the whole kitkat, I just open it up, hold it by the wrapper, and eat them while still together
That is so third world. Do you bruise single malt scotch with water too? Quote from Charlie Brown: "Good Grief"
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September 11, 2017, 10:19 PM
KevinCW
I am weird. I agree with you on the kit kat, but her on the m and m's
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September 11, 2017, 10:20 PM
Rey HRH
I'm sorry to be so blunt but you both are barbarians. That's one of the reasons knives and forks were invented.
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September 11, 2017, 10:21 PM
bald1
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Originally posted by 12131: Eat however you like. IT'S A FREAKING CANDY, MAN!
SPOT ON!
Only foul is missing your mouth! LOL
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September 11, 2017, 10:28 PM
Nismo
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo54:
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo: If im planning on eating the whole kitkat, I just open it up, hold it by the wrapper, and eat them while still together
That is so third world. Do you bruise single malt scotch with water too? Quote from Charlie Brown: "Good Grief"
Jim
I also put beans in my chili.
September 11, 2017, 10:33 PM
2012BOSS302
Snapped at the designed location - eaten from the end.
M&M's by the handfull, although I do enjoy when I get an Orange one.
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September 11, 2017, 10:53 PM
ensigmatic
Your poll is deficient. It needs "both," "neither," and, for example, "I like ponies."
You're both barbarians. Kit Kats should should be eaten one "row" at a time, M&Ms one colour at a time.
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