In this evening's edition of "Outta Left Field!" : If SIGforum had to resort to cannibalism, which forum member would you eat?

SIGforum

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https://sigforum.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/320601935/m/7610042374

August 09, 2020, 08:00 PM

Steyn

In this evening's edition of "Outta Left Field!" : If SIGforum had to resort to cannibalism, which forum member would you eat?

I got nothing.

March 02, 2021, 07:41 AM

Beancooker

I miss these threads from Para. I had a damn good laugh re-reading this whole thread.

quote:
_{Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.}

March 02, 2021, 08:33 AM

PHPaul

quote:
Originally posted by coloradohunter44:
The ones that taste the most like bacon of course.

I haven't read the entire thread yet, but I DID immediately wonder if Long Pig bacon tastes the same as regular bacon...

Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

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March 02, 2021, 08:44 AM

braillediver

quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
Long Pig

I've read the natives didn't like Long Pig if they smoked tobacco.

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The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart.

March 02, 2021, 10:25 AM

V-Tail

quote:
Originally posted by ptruck:

I shouldn't have read the BBQ thread before I opened this one

Worse, if you read this one, and then open the BBQ thread.

הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים

March 02, 2021, 10:31 AM

TMats

quote:
Originally posted by pbslinger:
SIGFORUM - We don't eat our own, but we talk about it.

OK, that’s funny

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despite them

March 02, 2021, 10:35 AM

jhe888

quote:
Originally posted by brecaidra:
Based soley on avatars, PH Paul, but I really like him so...

It's you, Brecaidra. Sorry, but that is the way it is.

The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.

March 02, 2021, 11:04 AM

Rey HRH

Note to self: decline invites from any SigForum members wanting to have me come over for dinner.

"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.

March 02, 2021, 11:50 AM

YooperSigs

So... All of you have now become the Donner Party of SF. And for a related movie, check out Alive (the 1993 version, not the newer ones).

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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles

March 02, 2021, 12:28 PM

Southern Rebel

I will need to research the posting history of our members. I prefer cooked meat sautéed with a good wine and it seems like a dedicated wine-drinker would pretty much be "pre-sautéed"! (As opposed to "pre-soused"!)

Note: A heavy imbiber with a calmed mood would also be less prone to a flood of adrenalin and panic hormones usually generated when harvesting game animals - which, as every educated predator knows, leaves a less desirable taste in the meat.

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Chief of Police (Retired)

March 02, 2021, 01:51 PM

architect

quote:
Originally posted by 4859:
There are a lot of good cooks here.

And some tough old bastards too!

This is not an exercise that I'm going to put a lot of mental effort into.

March 02, 2021, 02:11 PM

mutedblade

You can't eat the cooks, then who'd prepare the tastiest Cannibalistic meal you've ever eaten??? I think Skins, Bald1, and a few others could whip up quite a meal with our sour old asses.