In this evening's edition of "Outta Left Field!" : If SIGforum had to resort to cannibalism, which forum member would you eat?

SIGforum

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August 08, 2020, 04:08 PM

MikeinNC

In this evening's edition of "Outta Left Field!" : If SIGforum had to resort to cannibalism, which forum member would you eat?

Who made this pic? Bet he tastes great

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August 08, 2020, 05:36 PM

WaterburyBob

As long as they don't have a gammy leg ...

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August 08, 2020, 06:02 PM

Shifferbrains

You can live off of me, but I taste like shit.

August 08, 2020, 09:57 PM

DennisM

A friend for feed
Is a friend, indeed!

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August 08, 2020, 11:50 PM

KevinCW

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
What, like mentally?

Or physically...

Maybe both...

Whoever.i can catch.

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August 08, 2020, 11:54 PM

parabellum

Well, here's some crossword puzzles to work on. Let's see how you do on those, so we can get you ranked.

What's a five letter word for digestive tract?

Here's your pencil.

August 09, 2020, 01:40 AM

White Phosphorus

I don't know. People just don't know how to properly marinade food anymore.

Who drinks the most?

V.

August 09, 2020, 01:43 AM

KevinCW

The whole thing? I will guess "gullet"

Second choice is "bowel"

Hard to choose without having a "crossword" or.other clue to narrow it down.

Where did I rank? Who are the judges? Who do I get to eat? Do I need to bring my own BBQ sauce? Grilled, smoked, fried, baked or poached?

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August 09, 2020, 08:25 AM

Georgeair

This is pretty big incentive to work harder on that diet!

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August 09, 2020, 08:41 AM

egregore

quote:
Originally posted by Shifferbrains:
You can live off of me, but I taste like shit.

August 09, 2020, 01:23 PM

SPG

at 6'1" 280, I think you would need a big spit and massive bed of coals for me.
I have been marinating with decent beer and Irish lately...:-}

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August 09, 2020, 03:07 PM

alreadydead

It would probably be me, because they would not have to kill me, I am.....

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August 09, 2020, 03:56 PM

SHOOTIN BLANKS

Not sure but I’ll promise I won’t use a cheap shit Chinese knife in the process.

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August 09, 2020, 04:39 PM

12GA

quote:
Originally posted by SHOOTIN BLANKS:
Not sure but I’ll promise I won’t use a cheap shit Chinese knife in the process.

The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart.

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August 09, 2020, 05:04 PM

flashguy

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Well, here's some crossword puzzles to work on. Let's see how you do on those, so we can get you ranked.

What's a five letter word for digestive tract?

Here's your pencil.

Colon?

flashguy

Texan by choice, not accident of birth

August 09, 2020, 05:11 PM

bronicabill

Well, I would have chosen Para since everyone knows eagles taste like chicken, I likes me some chicken!

However, since he said he was "off the table", does that mean I can process him on the kitchen floor???

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August 09, 2020, 06:54 PM

Loswsmith

Do we get to have his/her stuff afterwards or is it just bon appetite?

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August 09, 2020, 07:21 PM

MikeinNC

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:

What's a five letter word for digestive tract?
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Belly, as in, get in my BELLY!!!!