In this evening's edition of "Outta Left Field!" : If SIGforum had to resort to cannibalism, which forum member would you eat?
Pickle Rick.
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August 08, 2020, 11:08 AM
OKCGene
Come to think of it, there is a member with "Angus" as part of his screen name.
Angus is a cattle breed and Angus Beef is good steaks and such.
Who has the grill fired up?This message has been edited. Last edited by: OKCGene,
August 08, 2020, 11:11 AM
Redhookbklyn
We are going to need a really large smoker and a big pit for all them bones!
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August 08, 2020, 11:19 AM
sadlerbw
Aeteocles, without a doubt. Have you seen the food that man posts? I bet he tastes positively artisanal! - Bret
August 08, 2020, 11:25 AM
esdunbar
Who drinks the most bourbon? I like a good marinade.
August 08, 2020, 11:25 AM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by brecaidra: Based soley on avatars, PH Paul, but I really like him so...
THERE you are! I was wondering if you'd fallen off the edge of the Earth.
As to the OP, I can't think of any answers that wouldn't get me in trouble one way or the other...
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
August 08, 2020, 11:26 AM
ScreamingCockatoo
*Files away*
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
August 08, 2020, 11:28 AM
bendable
The #23 lunch special, (Indiana boy)
w/ Betty's nephew drop soup ,
Three mars attacks rolls, ( they're small )
Root beer on ice.
1/2 order of kkina to go
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August 08, 2020, 11:54 AM
amc
I prefer not to name my food so Id have a hard time choosing. It would have to be a younger non athletic person. Maybe one of the random trolls that pop up from time to time. Thats assuming a fatty individual would taste better. Is human fat like beef fat or more like deer talo?
August 08, 2020, 11:55 AM
Pipe Smoker
mbinky.
He’s a good cook, so his meat would be tasty. Long pig, as the serious cannibals called it.
Serious about crackers.
August 08, 2020, 11:56 AM
joatmonv
Chowser. Sold him a pistol a few years ago. I like Asian food and hes fit/lean. Sorry Chowser. Hahaha.
As for myself? I'm marinated in beer which might be a good thing but I also smoke and eat bad stuff. 52 years old, I may be a bit tough. Your dog might like to eat me tho.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.
August 08, 2020, 11:57 AM
Edmond
Gonna go with Dave. He eats well so I will end up eating well. Sorry, Dave.
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August 08, 2020, 12:28 PM
LS1 GTO
Who's the youngest?
I like them tender plus, they're worth more points cause they're harder to catch.
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August 08, 2020, 02:04 PM
MikeinNC
I always heard that if it gets to cannibalism, go cannibal early. As the longer you wait, the more nutrients your meal loses.....
We always teased the new guys on the ship that we would eat them first if we sank, as we didn’t know him too well and It wouldn’t hurt our feelings for having to kill him.
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August 08, 2020, 02:58 PM
Herkdriver
Hobbs
He lives close by and he has posted some pretty amazing meal pics. Since you are what you eat he might taste ok.
Sorry Hobbs
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August 08, 2020, 03:32 PM
12GA
If I had to, guess I’d go with Lt CHEG because he’s local. Kind of a farm to table thing.
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August 08, 2020, 03:39 PM
sigarmsp226
And let us not forget about sasquatch28....Once we get past all that hair 8 am betting there would be a lot of meat right there....
August 08, 2020, 03:44 PM
lyman
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Originally posted by esdunbar: Who drinks the most bourbon? I like a good marinade.
hmmm,,
Jigray and Jim Shugart are local to me,
Shugart seems like he may be a bit stringy and tough to digest,
Jigray usually posts some good bourbon in his tread, so I could sip some as they are on the Rotisserie
None, your all safe cause I got no one close to me. Last time I checked the map, it's a 3 hour trip for me to the closest member. I'm getting older and lazier, do you think I would try to go that far for a meal?
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