In this evening's edition of "Outta Left Field!" : If SIGforum had to resort to cannibalism, which forum member would you eat?
Let's just say I'm off the table.
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“What sickens me about left-wing people, especially the intellectuals, is their utter ignorance of the way things actually happen.” ~ George Orwell
"That's one thing about intellectuals. They've proved that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on." ~ Woody Allen
August 07, 2020, 11:12 PM
4859
There are a lot of good cooks here.
----------------------------- Always carry. Never tell.
August 07, 2020, 11:13 PM
Shotgun Zeke
Beancooker with chicken, salsa, cheese and jalapenos. Sorry Beancooker.
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures.
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August 07, 2020, 11:14 PM
mr kablammo
I think that I'd eat some Taiwan Kavalan Bourbon Barrel whiskey and then a shotgun shell.
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
August 07, 2020, 11:14 PM
mbinky
Can't think of anyone off the top of my head but I have a sweet selection of hot sauce and rubs...
August 07, 2020, 11:16 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by mbinky: Can't think of anyone off the top of my head but I have a sweet selection of hot sauce...
{takes a small notebook out of pocket, makes a quick notation, puts notebook back in pocket}
August 07, 2020, 11:17 PM
craglawnmanor
Hmmmmm, I don't know what to say. I'm not eating any of my family.
Maybe bendable, just because?? (But I'd feel bad....really, really bad, because I like bendable).
_______________________________________ Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable....... Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin)
August 07, 2020, 11:17 PM
mr kablammo
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
quote:
Originally posted by mbinky: Can't think of anyone off the top of my head but I have a sweet selection of hot sauce...
{takes a small notebook out of pocket, makes a quick notation, puts notebook back in pocket}
He's probably got a cache of Spam also.
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
August 07, 2020, 11:22 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by craglawnmanor: Hmmmmm, I don't know what to say. I'm not eating any of my family.
Maybe bendable, just because?? (But I'd feel bad....really, really bad, because I like bendable).
Forum members only, of course. I clarified the subject line.
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“What sickens me about left-wing people, especially the intellectuals, is their utter ignorance of the way things actually happen.” ~ George Orwell
"That's one thing about intellectuals. They've proved that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on." ~ Woody Allen
August 07, 2020, 11:32 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: Let's just say I'm off the table.
Dammit, man!
After the "Bacon cheeseburger and Spare Ribs" post, I had my tactical spork, butter knife loaded with bad mayonnaise and was on the road, heading to Georgia...
Now, I gotta rethink this shit.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
August 07, 2020, 11:35 PM
bald1
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: Let's just say I'm off the table.
Holy smokes para! What drugs have the medical folks got you on since your recent "episode?"
Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192
August 07, 2020, 11:37 PM
parabellum
Just thinking ahead, is all.
Joseph Campbell was a gentle soul. Nevertheless, he said:
“You should be willing to be eaten also. You are food body.” ― Joseph Campbell, A Joseph Campbell Companion: Reflections on the Art of Living
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August 07, 2020, 11:43 PM
OttoSig
Gimme a quick search of the "Post a photo of yourself" thread and I'll be back with an answer.
Nothing against any of ya'll heavy set fellas but David Troung body types ain't gonna feed me long.
I'm going for quantity over quality if you know what i mean.
Nine years to retirement! Just waiting!
August 07, 2020, 11:43 PM
parabellum
Slow roasted...
August 07, 2020, 11:52 PM
BlackTalonJHP
We all know the right answer is bendable, but I'm gonna stick with Pickle Rick.
August 07, 2020, 11:55 PM
darthfuster
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
August 07, 2020, 11:56 PM
dry-fly
I’m gonna go with Cobra21... he’s not around here as often as he use to be, but there’s nothing like having an old friend for dinner.
"Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." Steve McQueen...
August 07, 2020, 11:57 PM
parabellum
That's the spirit.
Pass the salt
August 08, 2020, 12:01 AM
flashguy
I think I'll leave, now . . . .
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth
August 08, 2020, 12:11 AM
BigSwede
One of the young tender ones, will have to do some research and get back to ya
