Sent to me by a friend with more time than toilet paper on his hands.

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom

Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

That’s funny!

The part about TP use is true. Just think about the long term ramifications this will have on the TP industry: people will come out of this realizing they can get by with half the TP they used to use!

Thanks for the laugh.

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I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I now tear a Kleenex in half!