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<sub>Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
- Dave Barry

"Never go through life saying 'I should have'..." - quote from the 9/11 Boatlift Story (thanks, sdy for posting it)</sub>

quote:

Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.

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“I can’t give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.”
_{— The Wizard of Oz}

This life is a drill. It is only a drill. If it had been a real life, you would have been given instructions about where to go and what to do.

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Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter

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quote:

_{Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.}

_{The “lol” thread}

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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles