This year I will gift my lovely wife a box of Godiva chocolates for Valentine’s Day.
I know this because yesterday my wife handed me a box of Godiva chocolates and said “Here is my gift that you are going to give me for Valentine’s Day”. I’m so thankful I have my wife looking after me.
How about the rest of you gentlemen? What has your bride given you to be gifted to her for this wonderful occasion?

I was thinking she could use a rake and wheel barrow.

This is SigForum where the only rational response is "Call Dave!"

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Originally posted by architect:
This is SigForum where the only rational response is "Call Dave!"

Apologies to Q for lifting from his post in the Trump thread.

My wife and I have been married for over 30 years and haven't exchanged Valentine's gifts in decades.

My wife dislikes Valentines gifts. She thinks they are a gesture coerced by marketing. She says cards are a waste of $.

Her Love Languages are not gifts though.

Plus, she knows what she wants when it comes to things. I wouldn't know what to choose for her.

We usually exchange cards on February 14.

However March 14 is a different story. I provide the steak.

I just got $20.00 worth of great looking flowers at Costco,
They lasted 16 days looking very good

Mine doesn't like flowers or candy! I know right!!!
I usually try to make her something myself. This year it's a wooden heart.

I too am very fortunate,
She likes power tools and ammo.

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Originally posted by ruger357:
I was thinking she could use a rake and wheel barrow.

LMAO

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Originally posted by MoosehornMan:
I too am very fortunate,
She likes power tools and ammo.

You Sir, are a lucky man!

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Originally posted by Appliance Brad:
We usually exchange cards on February 14.

However March 14 is a different story. I provide the steak.

Well played sir!

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Originally posted by Appliance Brad:
We usually exchange cards on February 14.

However March 14 is a different story. I provide the steak.

In case I'm not the only one that didn't know the significance of March 14. Where have I been all this time?!

There is a local chocolate shop between home and work and I usually get the wife a big box of chocolates from there and a bouquet of roses. She will give me a 6 pack of one of my favorite specialty beers or some kind of special bacon.

Years ago I started getting my wife and daughter each a half dozen box of assorted chocolate covered strawberries hand made at a local candy shop. Well now I have two daughter in laws and two grand daughters. I created a monster. An expensive one at that!

We kinda don't do that stuff anymore, we have everything we want. Valentine's Day was kind of memorable 5 years ago, though. I asked her to schedule a colonoscopy for me and she set it up for Feb 14. Out first date was on Valentine's Day in 1979. It went very, very poorly, so I asked her to marry me.

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Originally posted by MNSIG:
My wife and I have been married for over 30 years and haven't exchanged Valentine's gifts in decades.

I tried that last year, but it didn't fly.

I think I'll get her a fine pistola, maybe a CZ Shadow to go with the suppressor I got her last year. Currently it's on a G17 that I pimped out in purple for her

This message has been edited. Last edited by: BigSwede, February 04, 2025 12:13 PM

And a card reminding her of when Steak and Knobber Day is.