My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet, who found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Nora that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Immac" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Nora went to the chemist and bought some "Immac" hair remover. At the till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Nora say's, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

Nora replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist say's, "Oh well, in that case, stay off your bicycle for about a week."

I enjoyed it.
As kid I grew up w/ two Schnauzers. One of them bit my brother in the face as he was provoking it. I don't remember if it required stitches.
So stay safe.

Approved. HA!!

Good stuff right there, I don't care who you are!