I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat,
my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head,
I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.
I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage."

I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "I was paroled"

Groan!!!

Gym, pool, library? Not here!

Get him off the stage!

I confess that I actually saw that coming.

flashguy

Try the veal! He'll be here all week....

Plus all the luvin' he could take.

Where's the large hook?