According to the Babylon Bee

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November 29, 2025, 09:33 PM

nhtagmember

According to the Babylon Bee

Chicago has kicked off the Christmas season with its festive red and green crime scene tape.

November 29, 2025, 09:38 PM

vthoky

Bee link!.

Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around.
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God bless America.

November 29, 2025, 10:04 PM

6guns

Appropriate!

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November 29, 2025, 11:34 PM

CPD SIG

True story!

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November 30, 2025, 01:24 AM

newtoSig765

OK, then, let's see pics!

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November 30, 2025, 09:26 AM

TMats

Followed the festive crime scene tape link and saw another Bee link about African children raising money to feed Ariana Grande.

November 30, 2025, 11:36 AM

nhtagmember

November 30, 2025, 12:43 PM

Pipe Smoker

Quite good!

November 30, 2025, 01:55 PM

egregore

The site has a store you can buy swag from. Unfortunately, they don't sell this. I'd buy it.

November 30, 2025, 02:08 PM

Pipe Smoker

"It brings a little bit of joy and childlike nostalgia to every deadly shooting," said Chicago Police Department spokesman Sergeant Ray Chapman.
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Local gang members likewise expressed warm and fuzzy feelings with each violent crime they commit. "Shooting up neighborhoods and killing people is different this time of year," said Jose Marquez, spokesgangster for the Latin Kings street gang. "When you see that Christmas crime scene tape go up, you know every bullet was like a heartfelt gift given to someone special.”
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