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I’m wanted in Floral Park, NY

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May 07, 2018, 09:30 PM
k5blazer
I’m wanted in Floral Park, NY
Received two voice mails this pm that there are 4 serious allegations against me and if I don’t call the number they will take action against me. Computer generated. Wanted to call them back and tell them to come get me since I have never been to NY but the wife said not to validate our phone number. May not be able sleep tonight.
May 07, 2018, 09:32 PM
saigonsmuggler
Are you by any chance happen to be the NY Schneiderman??
May 07, 2018, 09:33 PM
cas
Maybe it's LRB calling, you might have won a rifle. Wink


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May 07, 2018, 10:14 PM
Orguss
Why wouldn't you be able to sleep? It's just robocalls and phishing scams. As long as you don't reply, there's nothing that can be done to you.



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May 07, 2018, 10:37 PM
Strambo
He’s right to be scared, I found out the IRS is on my tail from a call last week. Eek




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May 07, 2018, 10:39 PM
whanson_wi
I've been getting those calls, too, but I'm not worried. I'm so far out in the sticks ain't nobody able to find me.


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May 07, 2018, 10:39 PM
Oregon
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
Why wouldn't you be able to sleep? It's just robocalls and phishing scams. As long as you don't reply, there's nothing that can be done to you.


He's being facetious.


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May 07, 2018, 10:40 PM
tatortodd
quote:
I’m wanted in Floral Park, NY

As others have said it's a phishing scam. If you were wanted in Floral Park they would not call you, but instead they would contact your city's LEOs and have you picked up.



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May 08, 2018, 08:24 AM
Haveme1or2
Maybe it's a case of stolen identity. You'll need to call all the LE offices and attempt to turn yourself in .... Smile

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May 08, 2018, 10:32 AM
ShouldBFishin
Count me in the "warrant for your arrest" group too - got a computer generated voicemail just the other day. Roll Eyes If they are coming to get me, maybe I need to go hang out in my boonker Big Grin


The scammers are spoofing caller ID now to match the first 6 digits of my phone number, presumably they think I'll answer if the number looks local? I never answer calls unless I recognize the number. If it's important, they'll leave a message.
May 08, 2018, 10:35 AM
GCE61
I got a call the other night that my Social Security number has been canceled and a erased. My immediate action must be to call their number and speak with a representative to revalidate it.
Oh my.....
May 08, 2018, 10:41 AM
arfmel
I don't bother to answer the home phone line. Now that my folks are gone nobody but scammers call on it.
May 08, 2018, 10:56 AM
Fdan
How about a response along the lines of "OK - bring a warrant and a heavily armed SWAT team." Razz


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May 08, 2018, 11:16 AM
k5blazer
Oh! Oh! I must have been on a crime spree in NY. Just a few minutes ago I received the same message from Bronkville, NY but with a different number to call. 4 allegations in both places. How long before I make the ten most wanted?
May 08, 2018, 11:19 AM
Todd Huffman
I got the "warrant for your arrest" call from someone claiming to be from the sheriff's office a while back. I told them I'm in dispatch, come on down the hall.




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May 08, 2018, 11:33 AM
Anush
quote:
He’s right to be scared, I found out the IRS is on my tail from a call last week.


IRS called me this morning to tell me I was going to be arrested!


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May 08, 2018, 12:20 PM
nhtagmember
why doesn't the NSA actually help us all out here

tell us who these people are so we can go beat the shit out of them



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