The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas, reported finding a man's body last Saturday, in the early evening, in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge.

The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Fredericksburg.



When he was found, he was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spike heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes, and a Biden T-shirt.

The police removed the Biden T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

See? Police really do care.

They left out the groundhog skin hat.

I like it and I've actually been to Kerrville TX, so I could see that happening...

Even Mrs. Warhorse laughed out loud at it!

I have a friend that just moved from So Cal to Kerrville and couldn't be happier. He had to assure his neighbor that he wasn't a left wing commie from Ca.

Your joke cracked me up.