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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Dispelling rumors that the Supreme Court Justice could be retiring soon, Ruth Bader Ginsburg told reporters that she is “mentally fit enough to serve through the end of President Dwight D. Eisenhower’s term in office.” She made the comments just after her second morning nap, telling the press “not to worry” about her mental state. “I can wait out that old Republican bat,” she said, grinning. “I’m not gonna sit around and let Eisenhower pick a terrible Supreme Court nominee like Earl Warren to replace me. No, siree. I’ll wait until one of the Kennedys finally runs for office so we’ll get a solid, left-wing judge in my place.” Ginsburg also stated that she would continue to judge impartially on all pressing topics confronting the nation, such as the Cold War, segregation in schools, and the Red Scare. At publishing time, a rambling Ginsburg had also stated she would not be resigning her post as Princess Frostine of the great kingdom of Candy Land “any time soon.” _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | ||
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Link or is this just humor? _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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She can try an be cute as much as she likes, but she's every bit the enemy of this country that the current crop of Leftists are. My sincere hope is that God calls her home (final destination to be determined) very soon. ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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It's a joke. Humor. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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The Eisenhower administration is probably about the time her EEG flatlined. | |||
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It is funny. Did she say herself say that? The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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I saw this on the Babylon Bee - Christian Satire/humor website. Doubt she said it herself... ------------------ SBrooks | |||
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This was a post by Christian satire site The Babylon Bee yesterday, not sure why the OP would not have given credit or a link. | |||
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-------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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