If they had one with a vibrator, it could make love AND war!

The small ones are definitely the worst.

I guess dildos aren't permitted on Twitter, which is deliciously ironic.

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Originally posted by wrightd:
The small ones are definitely the worst.

errr, ferrets, or dildos?

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Yes, the ferret box sounds better all the time, although I think it might adversely affect the balance of the rifle.

Maybe a small ferret. Small but fierce.

Honey Badger.....Go Big or Go Home!

This thread... I'm dying...


I really love how people can now publicly call out media outlets on their bull shit.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
I guess dildos aren't permitted on Twitter, which is deliciously ironic.

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Originally posted by wrightd:
The small ones are definitely the worst.

errr, ferrets, or dildos?

Everything is a dildo if your brave enough.

But only one thing can be a ferret, no matter how brave you are. You got to have a genuine ferret, an honest-to-God furry little sumbitch, ready to tear off the faces of your enemies. That's a fact.

You'll want what we refer to as a three o'clock in the morning ferret. That's one you can rouse out of a sound sleep and it's up to full speed in no time. Costs a little extra, but hey, buy quality and cry once, right?

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Originally posted by parabellum:
A Photoshopper's dream. Replace the chainsaw with a dildo.

Hey, it's a "possible" modification.

How 'bout, instead of a bayonet, you attach a little box with angry bees in it and gunfire will make the bees even more angry and then you release them? What about a larger box with a ferret in it?

Hey, it's "possible".

He called it the ANTIFA attachment:
IMG_20171108_220755 by David Holder, on Flickr

They are pretty fearsome...especially when they've got their mad on...

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Originally posted by xwesler:

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Originally posted by JALLEN:
the 12 gauge either.

That one actually exists. I remember seeing it a few years ago.

The Masterkey

Rail mounted chainsaws actually exist, too, despite being unbelievably stupid. https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw/

The Masterkey actually serves a real-life purpose, though.

Bama.. those were hilarious.

HK is coming (no pun intended) out with a quick detachable (strap on) model to be released in a few days (this is an artist rendition)...

It's code named "Blau geäderten throbber"...

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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
An AR 15 that also burns fossil fuels? That's a level of evil I could never even have imagined!

This is the winning quote of the day. I love it. Two thumbs up.

“Sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads!”

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Originally posted by bionic218:

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What about a larger box with a ferret in it?

Nope, the Hague Convention 1899 mandated the use of ferrets as an underslung weapon enhancement both cruel and unusual.

To whom?

This thread made my morning, but now everyone on my train is looking at me like I'm more than a little craz.

the fun continues.

Why not an entire set of yard implements? Don't just stop at the chainsaw.

Would love to have one with a leaf blower, hedge trimmer, weed eater, Etc

My homeowner's association would love to see me out working in the yard with those

Can I get a steampunk AR - maybe with a coal-fired steam plant running a chimney sweep or time machine or something.

Or, how about a dental drill? THAT would strike fear into anybody who's ever been to a dentist. . .

I find if you don't feed the ferret for about three days before use, it is far more effective.

I like one with a Muhammad Ali attachment!)