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22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

Heh. I was so good at that that I would frequently turn it off enough times that it finally gave up and didn't come back on again and I'd be late for work. So I moved the alarm from the headboard over to the dresser on the other side of the room so that I'd have to get up to turn it off. Did that fix it? Nope. Reach down to the floor beside the bed, grab the first shoe I can find, and launch it across the room. I killed several alarm clocks that way before I finally made myself start getting up on the first alarm.
 
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5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?


That I can use !

Easy:
[FLASH_VIDEO]<iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/_Z5k9nWcuFc?start=41" width="560"></iframe>[/FLASH_VIDEO]
 
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I can relate to all but #2, and have no interest in meeting henryaz for dinner and conversation. Wink

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“We’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration…President Obama’s administration before this. We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,”
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If your fitted sheets are so nicely folded, how are you going to be sure you're pulling the right one out of the stack? Could lead to a catastrophic mess.

Anyway, my favorites --

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.


Man, we think way too much alike. At first glance of the vid I thought awesome, no more sloppy sheets. Then a few seconds later, "well how the heck do I tell which sheet I have?" I stick to my half assed folding, makes identification with out unfolding things way easier.

I'll add to #s 10 & 11, #18 - I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.



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21 I don't get.

Apparently written by a person who does nothing.


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