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My version of a moment of Zen. I am glad the policeman and the horse were not injured in any way. | ||
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I've watched that a dozen times and I'm still laughing. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Buy high and sell "low" |
That brought a smile to my face!!! Archerman | |||
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Defund police horses! Here is my favorite police horse story. My dad was visiting Manhattan for work. He was walking down the street in the middle of mid-town, and a mounted policeman comes down the street on the horse, running, and pulls up onto the sidewalk right where my dad was, in front of some small bar. The cop jumps off, hands my dad the reins and says "Hold this horse." Dad stands there for five or ten minutes holding the horse. Then the cop comes out with some miscreant in handcuffs, takes the reins back from my dad, and says, "Thanks, buddy." He went on his way and never knew anything more about it. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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That was hilarious--particularly because, as little as I know about horses, I'd know better than to try that stunt. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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LOL! What was she trying to do to spook the horse? _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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^^^^^ Apparently trying to put a "KICK ME" sign on its rump... "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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25 years ago on 6th street in Austin a buddy and I got into an altercation in a bar with a couple of drunks who were giving grief to a female bartender. Bouncers throw us all out. Things escalate to throwing hands on the street until a couple of mounted police used their horses to separate the two parties. They cut us out like rodeo champions. It was at this time that the female bartender and manager came out to identify us as the good guys and the other guys as the miscreants. We were welcomed back into the bar and given a free round. The funny part of the encounter was that the horse swiped my buddy across the head with its muzzle during the melee depositing about a pint of white foam into his hair....he strolled back into the bar looking like Ace Ventura and smelling of oat infused equine halitosis  ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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Excellent | |||
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Giant karma wheel rolls around to reward she who would blame the horse for the rider's affiliation. Just wish I had better lighting and a slo-mo version, it'd be movie night at work.  ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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| A day late, and a dollar short  |
____________________________ NRA Life Member, Annual Member GOA, MGO Annual Member | |||
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Good! I hope it hurt a lot!! This one never gets old (it’s the gif of a ‘protester’ reaching out to touch the tear-gas launcher of a French Police Officer) - https://images.app.goo.gl/jpV3SKCKMwkpaGT56 __________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." | |||
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| You have cow? I lift cow! |
Thing of beauty right there. | |||
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| The Whack-Job Whisperer  |
Somebody give that horse a big shiny apple! Good horsey! Regards 18DAI7+1 Rounds of hope and change | |||
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"Horse's Ass Slaps Horse's Ass" ____________________ | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
If that ain't karma I don't know what is. I love it! "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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I hope that bitch lost a few teeth! Serves her right. | |||
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| Avoiding slam fires  |
I could watch that over and over. That education will last her a lifetime | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
I wonder if she learned anything from that. Probably not. ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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Maybe the horse is a fan of A Tribe Called Quest | |||
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