I do make a great decision every now and then ,

If I would have spent two hundred thousand dollars on college and med school to become a doctor , only to find out that no one was going to listen to me anyway,

I would have been royally pissed off,
go ahead , ask my opinion and do the opposite ,

didn't cost me a penny.

see if I care.

Dr Bendable, Are you currently practicing medicine without a license?

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Originally posted by bendable:
go ahead , ask my opinion and do the opposite ,

didn't cost me a penny.

see if I care.

Hell, you should go to law school. I get paid for people to ignore my sage advice.

-Rob

yes but you'd have all that debt and a cool set of flannel jammies and a part time job at startbutts!

I’m not a doctor. But I like to play doctor...

But google said...

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Originally posted by BurtonRW:
Hell, you should go to law school. I get paid for people to ignore my sage advice.

-Rob

Classic!!

[ QUOTE]Originally posted by ElToro:
I’m not a doctor. But I like to play doctor...[/QUOTE]

Uh oh, stay away from my wife, she plays Nurse!

How many bottles of Nyquil must one drink to be able to understand the intricate musings of Dr. Bendable?

Took me two years to figure out a neurologist didn't need to do rectal exams.

Oh well, she has slender fingers.

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Originally posted by Stlhead:
How many bottles of Nyquil must one drink to be able to understand the intricate musings of Dr. Bendable?

Start with one and increase as needed


...

You don't need actual medical training anymore anyway... Folks can just Google their symptoms, after all.

Bendable, they don’t have to heed your advice in order for you to get paid. My dad was a doctor and had the same problem. Hell, he didn’t even listen to his own advice and ended up dying last year from a complication that could have been avoided if he had gone to the hospital sooner.

and the other part of this that makes my butter hard is that on the very rare occasions that someone does take my advice and benefits from doing so, there is never so much as a token pat on the back or thanks, never

Your butter is probably hard because you keep it in the fridge. Try a french butter dish instead.

-Rob

Well I guess I'm not going to med school then. Thank you for the advice. What else you got?

If your butt hole hurts it's because the cheap toilet paper.

Doesn't cost much to upgrade.

You may want to up your estimated savings, these days.

In Mexico I'm considered a doctor.

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Originally posted by RAMIUS:
Dr Bendable, Are you currently practicing medicine without a license?

I think it's practicing license without medicine... LOL