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What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare,

“It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other".

He then addressed the men.“Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered,“Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”

Thus began Frank's life of celibacy.


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What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare,

“It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other".

He then addressed the men.“Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered,“Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”

Thus began Frank's life of celibacy.


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Stolen, hell!

He needs to post instructions on how to get coffee off the screen and out of my keyboard!!!


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what kind of cake makes a women loose her appetite for sex?

Wedding cake!



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