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If MicroSoft Made EV Cars

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August 14, 2024, 11:34 AM
V-Tail
If MicroSoft Made EV Cars
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

4. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

5. Oh yeah, and last but not least . . you'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off!



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August 14, 2024, 11:48 AM
BigSwede
I would only use it to get me to my Google car



August 14, 2024, 11:52 AM
Tuckerrnr1
Would windows work?


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I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
August 14, 2024, 01:33 PM
Vgex
Microsoft would finally have an excuse to use the tiles they've been trying to shove down our throats since windows 8.
August 14, 2024, 08:02 PM
Tonydec
quote:
Originally posted by Tuckerrnr1:
Would windows work?


Now that's some funny shit right there!


Tony
August 14, 2024, 08:54 PM
Paten
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:

5. Oh yeah, and last but not least . . you'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off!


Don't you have to do that now for every car that has a Start button?
August 14, 2024, 10:12 PM
egregore
But if Apple built an iCar, it wouldn't have any windows.
August 14, 2024, 10:57 PM
Ripley
Don't even think about the BSOD.




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August 15, 2024, 05:06 AM
Captain Morgan
How would you hit the Control Alt Delete buttons while still having you hands on the wheel?



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August 15, 2024, 06:54 AM
Scooter123
You forgot to mention the "updates". Wake the car up and you'll find the steering wheel now controls the volume for the radio. As for how you actually steer the car, Microsoft might get around providing that function in another 2 or 3 "updates".


I've stopped counting.