August 14, 2024, 11:34 AM
V-TailIf MicroSoft Made EV Cars
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
4. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
5. Oh yeah, and last but not least . . you'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off!
August 14, 2024, 11:48 AM
BigSwedeI would only use it to get me to my Google car
August 14, 2024, 11:52 AM
Tuckerrnr1Would windows work?
August 14, 2024, 01:33 PM
VgexMicrosoft would finally have an excuse to use the tiles they've been trying to shove down our throats since windows 8.
August 14, 2024, 08:02 PM
Tonydecquote:
Originally posted by Tuckerrnr1:
Would windows work?
Now that's some funny shit right there!
August 14, 2024, 08:54 PM
Patenquote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
5. Oh yeah, and last but not least . . you'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off!
Don't you have to do that now for every car that has a Start button?
August 14, 2024, 10:12 PM
egregoreBut if Apple built an iCar, it wouldn't have any windows.
August 14, 2024, 10:57 PM
RipleyDon't even think about the BSOD.
August 15, 2024, 05:06 AM
Captain MorganHow would you hit the Control Alt Delete buttons while still having you hands on the wheel?
August 15, 2024, 06:54 AM
Scooter123You forgot to mention the "updates". Wake the car up and you'll find the steering wheel now controls the volume for the radio. As for how you actually steer the car, Microsoft might get around providing that function in another 2 or 3 "updates".