4/1 post. Getting in my Ex-Girlfriend's Back Door. Educational. New use for RemOil I didn't know...
_________________________ NRA Endowment Member _________________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -- C.S. Lewis
April 01, 2020, 12:22 PM
ensigmatic
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
April 01, 2020, 12:24 PM
ArtieS
Lord, please restrain my prurient impulses. Stay my sense of humor. Keep me from immoderate commentary. Please Lord, don't let me go there. Amen
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
April 01, 2020, 12:28 PM
thunderson
^AMEN
I have the heart of a lion.......and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo.- Unknown
April 01, 2020, 12:36 PM
chellim1
So I need to spend some time working it in and loosening it up... But I'm going to do that off camera...
Have a great April 1st!
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown
"The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor
April 01, 2020, 12:36 PM
SigM4
Check out his April 1st videos from years past, last year’s video is linked in the description as so on.
Outside of these funny videos I’ve learned a lot watching LPL’s channel I can now pick most common locks without issue. Only problem is I feel like I should just leave my front door open with a big sign pointing to my valuables once you realize how inadequate residential door locks are.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Complacency sucks…
April 01, 2020, 12:45 PM
Georgeair
Only improvement would be if when he opened door alarm went off at full volume.
You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02
April 01, 2020, 12:46 PM
ChuckFinley
quote:
Originally posted by Georgeair: Only improvement would be if when he opened door alarm went off at full volume.
_________________________ NRA Endowment Member _________________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -- C.S. Lewis
April 01, 2020, 01:05 PM
TomS
quote:
Originally posted by ArtieS: Lord, please restrain my prurient impulses. Stay my sense of humor. Keep me from immoderate commentary. Please Lord, don't let me go there. Amen
Preach it!
Best regards,
Tom
I have no comment at this time.
April 01, 2020, 01:21 PM
heathtx
I haven't laughed that hard in a couple of weeks!
April 01, 2020, 01:27 PM
RogueJSK
quote:
Originally posted by SigM4: I’ve learned a lot watching LPL’s channel
Same.
quote:
Only problem is I feel like I should just leave my front door open with a big sign pointing to my valuables once you realize how inadequate residential door locks are.
Yeah, but you have to realize that (much like most residential gun "safes"), they're designed as a decent deterrent, not to thwart a determined and skilled burglar with time and the right tools.
The overwhelming majority of property crimes are crimes of opportunity, against the quickest and easiest targets. As long as you are not the quickest and easiest target, chances are they'll skip you in favor of whatever is.
So be smart, lock your doors, lock your special valuables up in safes, consider investing in a security system, and don't be an asshat who openly flaunts his nice things, and you'll most likely be just fine. Then have insurance for the off chance you end up not being just fine.
April 01, 2020, 01:29 PM
Krazeehorse
Thank you.
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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.
April 01, 2020, 01:38 PM
rburg
Where the hell is Para when you need him most? Didn't we have a long running thread about Butt Secks? Guess its been 10 or more years at least.
How about get some damn grease! As I recall, we all figured out RemOil was too thin as it washed out and ran off.
Unhappy ammo seeker
April 01, 2020, 02:00 PM
arfmel
“Nothing beats knowing what you’re doing”
Jim Allen
April 01, 2020, 02:09 PM
mark60
Thanks for a much needed laugh.
April 01, 2020, 02:49 PM
HK Ag
You are my hero!
April 01, 2020, 04:04 PM
cparktd
Great!
And in case you missed his last years video... "Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver"
Originally posted by ArtieS: Lord, please restrain my prurient impulses. Stay my sense of humor. Keep me from immoderate commentary. Please Lord, don't let me go there. Amen
Videos that I will watch over and over, ensuring my technique is almost always, correct.
I may need to wear eye protection next time I use that much lube.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin.
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April 01, 2020, 11:57 PM
Modern Day Savage
quote:
Originally posted by cjevans: Snortle.
Videos that I will watch over and over, ensuring my technique is almost always, correct.
I may need to wear eye protection next time I use that much lube.
