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Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight.

"I need to talk to the president, it's an emergency!", exclaimed Hillary.

After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up.

"So, what is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning?", grumbled Trump.

"A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place.", begged Hillary.

"Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the mortician", replied a sleepy President Trump.



Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
 
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Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight.

"I need to talk to the president, it's an emergency!", exclaimed Hillary.

After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up.

"So, what is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning?", grumbled Trump.

"A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place.", begged Hillary.

"Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the mortician", replied a sleepy President Trump.

Razz


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posted June 03, 2017 10:10 AM
Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight.

"I need to talk to the president, it's an emergency!", exclaimed Hillary.

After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up.

"So, what is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning?", grumbled Trump.

"A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place.", begged Hillary.

"Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the mortician", replied a sleepy President Trump.



Stolified!

Great one!

RMD



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