If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?

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February 06, 2019, 08:33 AM

18Z50

If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?

May cause sudden regime change.

February 06, 2019, 08:35 AM

myrottiety

Caution: Running off of hate & coffee.

Train how you intend to Fight

Remember - Training is not sparring. Sparring is not fighting. Fighting is not combat.

February 06, 2019, 08:39 AM

2000Z-71

Runs with scissors (or at least trauma shears).

My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.

February 06, 2019, 08:41 AM

Haveme1or2

Use correct change. NO REFUNDS

February 06, 2019, 08:42 AM

synthplayer

Caution: Contents Volatile

I found what you said riveting.

February 06, 2019, 08:43 AM

henryarnaud

"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts." Sherlock Holmes

February 06, 2019, 08:44 AM

PHPaul

Caution: Do NOT ask me what I think. I WILL tell you.

Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

February 06, 2019, 08:48 AM

Mr.9mm

Front toward enemy.

February 06, 2019, 08:48 AM

Wino

Mostly Harmless

February 06, 2019, 08:49 AM

Ryanp225

Please see wife for disclaimer.

February 06, 2019, 08:58 AM

Patrick-SP2022

At 60 degrees bank, load factor doubles.

February 06, 2019, 09:15 AM

RichardC

My lable would say "Spelling Nazi"

February 06, 2019, 09:16 AM

RHINOWSO

In case of war, break glass.

February 06, 2019, 09:25 AM

95flhr

Caution; This individual has no filter

“Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.”
― Ronald Reagan

Retired old fart

February 06, 2019, 09:34 AM

trapper189

Achtung:
Anti-Social Grump
Engage at you own peril.

February 06, 2019, 09:51 AM

Jimbo54

Warning: If you are stupid do not push my button.

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"If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird

February 06, 2019, 09:53 AM

Rob Decker

Required alcohol, tobacco, and firearms are sold separately.

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Death smiles at us all. Be sure you smile back.

February 06, 2019, 09:54 AM

arcwelder

Front Toward Enemy

Or

Do Not Energize Without Cover In Place

Arc.
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February 06, 2019, 10:46 AM

skonie

NSFW

February 06, 2019, 10:46 AM

18DAI

Caution! More volatile with age.