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Busier than a cat covering
crap on a marble floor
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Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out.
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"


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Big Grin




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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Good one! Forwarding to a friend.


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In Moscow, they're telling that same joke about Washington D.C.
 
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Originally posted by architect:
In Moscow, they're telling that same joke about Washington D.C.


No doubt. I could easily think of a dozen or more names I'd like to see on the front page.




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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Originally posted by PHPaul:

No doubt. I could easily think of a dozen or more names I'd like to see on the front page.


Just none of ours.


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