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http://news4sanantonio.com/new...oerne-5k-for-charity This 0.5K run for underachievers has donuts, coffee and a smoking rest stop BOERNE — A Facebook event in Boerne is getting the attention of many "underachievers." The inaugural Boerne .5K will be held on May 5 and will benefit the Blessings in a Backpack organization. According to the Facebook event, the race will be a "very fun, tongue-in-cheek event that will lampoon the typical 5k." Dodging Duck will be providing a free pint of beer to runners who arrive early at the start of the race at River Road Park. The race will then head to the Cibolo Creek Brewery where participants will receive another free pint of beer. All race finishers will "receive a pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5k sticker that you can attach to your rear windshield to show everyone what a bada-- you are," according to the event.  There will also be a medical tent, that may or may not be fully staffed, in case there are issues along the way.The event is sold out, but organizers say the event is expected to come back next year. “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | ||
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Don't Panic |
Sounds like a Don't Really Care-athon!  | |||
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| You're going to feel a little pressure... |
http://www.beattheblerch.com/las-vegas.html These are fun, too. Bruce "The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. 'Make it evil,' he'd been told. 'Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with." -Douglas Adams “It is just as difficult and dangerous to try to free a people that wants to remain servile as it is to try to enslave a people that wants to remain free." -Niccolo Machiavelli The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all. -Mencken | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
No point in overdoing it.  I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
Sounds like just the sort of athletic event I could get into. Minus the beer, unfortunately, but maybe they've got coffee... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
Local organization does a .01 mile run as a fundraiser. They run across the street. I think it the dumbest fundraiser ever. | |||
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| Something wild is loose  |
Gluhwein was the only point I ever saw to volksmarching.... "And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
If the money is for a good cause, then good for them. I went to the Buda, TX Lion's Club Weinerdog Races yesterday. Partly for fun, partly to buy lunch from 4H/BS/etc. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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I like donuts!! I'd sprint a .5K for a donut. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
My kind of race! I could do it, hobbling with my cane. Wait, would that make me a racist? הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| stupid beyond all belief  |
Sounds kinda like a brew to brew What man is a man that does not make the world better. -Balian of Ibelin Only boring people get bored. - Ruth Burke | |||
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