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July 12, 2019, 12:27 PM
Pipe Smoker
Catholic joke
TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, " WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?"

THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEED IT WOULD, SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER, SINCE I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE CHECKOUT STAND."

"I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM" THE OTHER NUN REPLIED, AND SHE PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.

THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF BEER. "WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR" THE NUN SAID, "BACK AT OUR NUNNERY, WE CALL IT CATHOLIC SHAMPOO".

WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER. PULLED OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER.

HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID:

"THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE."



Serious about crackers.
July 12, 2019, 12:34 PM
Tejas421
Very good. My grandmother actually washed her hair in beer. She said it gave her hair body.
July 12, 2019, 12:35 PM
k5blazer
I am stealing that one.
July 12, 2019, 12:56 PM
maxdog
Yes, beer is good for hair and gives it body. Best to pour beer over hair over the sink (plug drain) and work into hair with hands.

Great for hair but be aware that the wash process will warm the beer. After washing hair it is suggested that you transfer the beer from the sink into a container so it can be placed back into the fridge for cooling prior to drinking, unless you like warm beer.
July 12, 2019, 01:15 PM
FenderBender
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!


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July 12, 2019, 01:20 PM
trapper189
BECAUSE SOME OF THE FOLKS HERE ARE HEARING IMPARED AND WOULD START A THREAD ASKING FOR AN EXPLANATION BECAUSE THEY MISSED THE JOKE.
July 12, 2019, 01:26 PM
Jim Shugart




When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
July 12, 2019, 01:38 PM
Warhorse
Big Grin Joke was a good one and very funny. Some of the posts are also very entertaining.


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July 12, 2019, 01:58 PM
Ripley
As I read the joke, for some reason I heard Gilbert Gottfried telling it. Red Face




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July 12, 2019, 01:58 PM
Pipe Smoker
quote:
Originally posted by FenderBender:
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

Because it was all caps in the FB post that I copied.



Serious about crackers.
July 12, 2019, 02:09 PM
Georgeair
MS Word has a function for that in one keystroke:

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, " Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"

The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, sister, but i would not feel comfortable buying beer, since i am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."

"i can handle that without a problem" the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.

The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. "We use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "Back at our nunnery, we call it catholic shampoo".

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter. Pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.

He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said:

"The curlers are on the house."



OH SHIT NOW IT IS really FUNNY!!! I'M KILLING ME!!!!!

Personally I'd not admit to forwarding stuff from the book of faces.....



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July 12, 2019, 02:25 PM
Patrick-SP2022
quote:
Personally I'd not admit to forwarding stuff from the book of faces.....


I read this line as book of feces

Smile




July 12, 2019, 04:53 PM
senza nome
quote:
Originally posted by FenderBender:
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!


... because it was punched on an IBM 026?
July 12, 2019, 06:03 PM
Orguss
quote:
Originally posted by Georgeair:

That's a hell of a URL, man. Eek



"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
July 12, 2019, 06:18 PM
PHPaul
More or less on topic, I ran across a good one today:

How to be a Jewish Mother:

Buy your son two shirts for his birthday.
When he comes downstairs wearing one of them, say "So, you didn't like the other shirt?"




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
July 12, 2019, 06:26 PM
MtnPlinker
I forgot that. Thank you for the word trick reminder!
July 12, 2019, 07:27 PM
rongop
I liked the joke and the larger font.

July 12, 2019, 09:17 PM
Pipe Smoker
quote:
Originally posted by Georgeair:
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Personally I'd not admit to forwarding stuff from the book of faces.....

You have a parochial attitude. My SIL, niece, and nephew have forsaken email. FB is the only means that I have to keep up with their daily doings.



Serious about crackers.
July 12, 2019, 10:08 PM
NK402
Wouldn't have worked in my day. We were all convinced that beneath those black habits, the nuns had shaved heads.